New Product from CramCo

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Many of you may remember, love and regularly use CramCos' first product, the Anus2AnusCargoTransferUnit, pictured here:

Well now we are proud to present our NEW product.

Presenting the A2ACTU90

The A2ATCU90 contains all the action-packed features of the original A2ATCU, but also has a 90-degree bend to allow for cargo transfers around corners!
Thats right, you can now transfer that cargo around a corner and not have to acutally look at the recipiant! Anonymity ahoy! And all this for the low low price of only 99$!

Call now, operators standing by!
No checks or cod
No returns refunds or exchanges
CramCo is not responsible for injuries related to transfering cargo with the A2ATCU or the A2ATCU90
Your mom sucks a mean cock
Offer valid only in the USofA, commies need not apply.

 

[Sarcasmo]

This is what I'm sending.

 

[fly]

CRAMCO CHANGED MY LIFE. THANK YOU CRAMCO!!!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Pro Tip: Putting a thin film of lubricant on the 0ring makes for a tighter seal!

 

[tre]

do you have a larger version for those of us with junk in our trunk?

 

[JAXvillain]

needs moar glory hole add on

 

[APRIL]

This is what I'm sending.

I wondered what that thing looked like.

 

[Sarcasmo]

do you have a larger version for those of us with junk in our trunk?

haha

 

[Bubbles]

This is what I'm sending.

Where's the applicator? Can't insert that thing with out an applicator it's unrealistic.

 

[simple]

drool-boy, you pussy, I just use my hand

 

[APRIL]

Where's the applicator? Can't insert that thing with out an applicator it's unrealistic.

Just put it in half way then sit on a bat to push it the rest of the way in.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

drool-boy, you pussy, I just use my hand

You barbarian!
Classy folks use the A2ATCU!

 

[Sarcasmo]

Just put it in half way then sit on a bat to push it the rest of the way in.

bahahaha

 

[CletusJones]

Thats right, you can now transfer that cargo around a corner and not have to acutally look at the recipiant! Anonymity ahoy!

Because of the nature of the device (Anus2Anus) I would think that in any configuration other than a "C" shape would allow you to transfer cargo without looking at the recipient, or vice-versa.

 

[Sp`ange]

fake edit: where's the 3D CAD version?

 

[fly]

fake edit: where's the 3D CAD version?

Yeah, come on thrawn, you fucker

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

fake edit: where's the 3D CAD version?

Ill bring the prototype with me this weekend

 

[fly]

Ill bring the prototype with me this weekend

Now youre just making me mad.

 

[gottoys?]

Just to let you know 90 degree angles and poo poo is a no no. Just ask the rotor rooter man. ... can you say clogs?

 

[thrawn]

Yeah, come on thrawn, you fucker

bahaha, i dont have any modeling software installed on the home computer right now. let me go browse through my library.