New members

[Floptical]

So with the large influx of new members who have some association with Mikey I'm convinced something strange might be afoot. Here are a few of my theories. Does anyone else agree or have their own theories.

1. All the people are fake and it's all Mikey.
2. They are all part a polygamist family that Mikey escaped from using his "UF Chics Underground Railroad".
3. It's all part of a scheme from Theac to gain control of the license again and become absolute ruler.
4. Mikey put an add on Craig's List saying if you joined Fly would blow you after your 2nd week on the forum.
5. These are all people who escaped from the clutches of Shawn's hot tub with the help of an A-Team style escape that Mikey, BeeRad, Mingle, and April pulled off.
6. Polo paid Mikey to recruit people to join so he would have someone to take a "UF Photo Tag" picture with.

 

[Shalimar]

I certainly find it interesting that we've had like 4 new members in 6 months but 3 in the last 24 hours..



hmmmmm...

 

[b_sinning]

Kiki what type of work do you do?

 

[Shalimar]

and for the record, I don't mind new members.. wait.. that doesn't sound right.

 

[FancyVest]

Who is Mikey?

 

[Floptical]

Who doesn't like new members? It's always good to grow.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I find it hard to believe some people could seriously be like this, so my vote goes with dupe.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Who doesn't like new members? It's always good to grow.

I don't mind new members but as with everything in life, it's quality, not quantity.

 

[b_sinning]

I did add this forum to stumbleupon. New blood is good sometimes.

 

[Floptical]

Who is Mikey?

This kid's dad.

 

[FancyVest]

I find it hard to believe some people could seriously be like this, so my vote goes with dupe.

You doezn't care for my humour?

 

[JAXvillain]

you can certainly maintain your doubts as to how and why and yadda yadda, but there is no real mystery here. We all know eachother and deiced to join the forum to check it out. thats all. plus mikey is a sex god.

sex gods don't get kicked out

ICE BURN!!!

 

[theacoustician]

So with the large influx of new members who have some association with Mikey I'm convinced something strange might be afoot. Here are a few of my theories. Does anyone else agree or have their own theories.


3. It's all part of a scheme from Theac to gain control of the license again and become absolute ruler.

Yes, I want to become King of the Tards again ...

How about this :

6. Mikey is bringing stupid kids from around the internet to lower our IQ and distract us with promises of anal so he can move into a forum member's house without them noticing.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

You doezn't care for my humour?

Not really, no, it kinda bores me. And when I say kinda I mean really.

 

[Floptical]

Yes, I want to become King of the Tards again ...

How about this :

6. Mikey is bringing stupid kids from around the internet to lower our IQ and distract us with promises of anal so he can move into a forum member's house without them noticing.

I like that idea. Kind of like a UF Frat House or hostile.

 

[Floptical]

Not really, no, it kinda bores me. And when I say kinda I mean really.

sounds like someone needs a hug this morning.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

you are by far my favorite person. so bitter and negative.
YAY.
new pet project!

I'm not bitter at all. I'm a very optimistic and happy person indeed. Acting like a complete and utter moron doesn't amuse me though. Sorry but I'm a fan of intelligent humour.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Yes, I want to become King of the Tards again ...

How about this :

6. Mikey is bringing stupid kids from around the internet to lower our IQ and distract us with promises of anal so he can move into a forum member's house without them noticing.

I think this is probably closer to the truth

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

sounds like someone needs a hug this morning.

Nah. I selfishly use this place to make my day at work better and to make me smile and giggle, having people post like this is the [M] doesn't do much for me.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I think this is probably closer to the truth

Shall we have a sweepstake on who the next target is?