We know you're getting ready to smile, because you're about to have fun humping this jar of mayo. Maybe it was that look on your face when you reached for the jar . . . or the way you savored the aroma while walking away . . . knowing that soon it would be yours to fuck. And that's why we take such pride in each and every Funzie Brand Jar 'o Mayo. From the finest ingredients to the horniest clowns stuffed in a mayo jar, we proudly serve you the "Worlds Most F'able Jar of Mayo." You see, we want to Share the Funzie with you. So go ahead, enjoy!