Nemo's life without internet - Day 1.

Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski

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I need time away from all this shit, I find being on here for hours at a time ruins my mind and detracts from important things thus I have decided not to come on much for the next few weeks/month. I have been keeping an e-diary to send out to certain people just to remind them I am alive:

Day 1
Dear Diary,

My apoligies for not replying yesterday, I was busy until 11PM. The
day started rather well with work for 4hours in which many jokes were
exchanged, many happy customers were served and I cannot count how
many times I said "Is that the right change, I have no idea, I need
some tea".

To carry on with my mundane yet cheerful day I went to my friend Kyria's to give her back her book.
She was being a spoilt bitch and her babysitter and I were laughing at
her as usual. Watched 21 Grams which was a tres bien movie and then I
got a ride home about 11PM. Went straight to bed with the intention of
waking up at 8/9am, I woke up at both times but never actually moved.
Woke up at 12 and was like shit shit shit I should be meeting
Lisa...then I was like no that's at 1...then I was like shit I haven't
meditated I shall not be the calm godlike figure I was yesterday.
Today I'm going for coffee with Lisa in order to give her a laughing
fix as I am hilarious. That and I can call her boyfriend an emofag
(which he is, and she agrees now, girls just need wearing down). Hope
this hasn't been too unbearably boring for you to read.

So I made a thread about it.

Day 2

Dear Diary,

Today as I said in my last entry I went for coffee with my friend Lisa. I gave some random stranger a roll-up cigarette when she asked, I consider it my nice deed of the day, I always enjoy contributing towards cancer figures. After that we proceeded to buy yet more cancer sticks and sat discussing my failed porn movie which I was arranging to do a while ago. I was feeling very charitable and thus I took my good friend Lisa to the new Oxfam shop and brought Sonic 3 for the Saturn and a 6" Led Zep single which I doubt I will ever listen to.

After that I was walking hand in hand with her to her bus stop when suddenly I spotted $40 in the middle of the road. Obviously this was karma's way of telling me that going outside is great and I should do it more often, consequently I feel slightly guilty for gloating about my good fortune. After a brief embrace and our long goodbyes I went to buy a Nick Cave album and two Sebadoh albums. On the tram home I offered my seat to an old fellow and he declined, his wife sat next to me commented on how polite and nice it was for a yongster to still have manners, I, of course, basked in the glow of compliments as usual.

I came home and soon found out how unbearable difficult Sonic 3 is. So I gave up in favour of listening to my CDs and spending a brief time online. Then I made this thread. Tonight I am going to the Buddhist centre for 2hours 30minutes and then going to bed, again with the intention of waking up at 8/9am. We'll see how that one goes.

:)
 
nemo said:
To carry on with my mundane yet cheerful day I went to my friend Kyria's to give her back her book.
She was being a spoilt bitch and her babysitter and I were laughing at
her as usual.

Did I read this correctly? Do you have a babysitter as well?