impossible. i'm the best accident in the universe.My son was unplanned. Best accident in the universe.
impossible. i'm the best accident in the universe.My son was unplanned. Best accident in the universe.
impossible. i'm the best accident in the universe.
i got some homies with their bio clocks ticking.. be barebackin hotties on the off chance they can spend the next 18 years at the very least goin' to see a hottie and pick up their kid.
perfect? of course not.
I was actually kind of psyched...if you're going to have an accident, having it with a hot 20 year old that you dig is about the best possible scenario
I'm gonna go ahead and call that the worst conceivable reason to have a kid.
I can't even wrap my head around how lame that is.
...or the best possible scenario is realizing that a child is the biggest fucking thing that will ever happen to you and you take that so seriously that you create the best fucking scenario you can for that child. ie don't think that just because the mom is a 20-year-old hottie that means she's going to be the best mom you can choose. do you even know her middle name?
/rant
THE MOTHER BEAR IS OUT OF THE DEN. THE MOTHER BEAR IS OUT OF THE DEN.
ALL PERSONNEL TO THEIR STATIONS.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
an intelligent man can't argue with you. (disclaimer: they not brainiacs)
and i guess i should have said they're not necc TRYING to have babies as much as not worried if they do.
...or the best possible scenario is realizing that a child is the biggest fucking thing that will ever happen to you and you take that so seriously that you create the best fucking scenario you can for that child. ie don't think that just because the mom is a 20-year-old hottie that means she's going to be the best mom you can choose. do you even know her middle name?
/rant
...or the best possible scenario is realizing that a child is the biggest fucking thing that will ever happen to you and you take that so seriously that you create the best fucking scenario you can for that child. ie don't think that just because the mom is a 20-year-old hottie that means she's going to be the best mom you can choose. do you even know her middle name?
/rant
CHILDREN ARE NOT CITRUS FRUITS YOU INSENSITIVE BASTARD!!1
Theyre great for bbq tho.
CHILDREN ARE NOT CITRUS FRUITS YOU INSENSITIVE BASTARD!!1
Theyre great for bbq tho.
do you recommend using a spit or right on the grille?
My son was unplanned. Best accident in the universe.
impossible. i'm the best accident in the universe.
...or the best possible scenario is realizing that a child is the biggest fucking thing that will ever happen to you and you take that so seriously that you create the best fucking scenario you can for that child. ie don't think that just because the mom is a 20-year-old hottie that means she's going to be the best mom you can choose. do you even know her middle name?
/rant
the hell you say.Once he was born you were ushered into the cosmic bin of chopped liver.
i couldn't do that to fly.Plz send proof.
the hell you say.
i couldn't do that to fly.