Need a name for a chinchilla

Yonder
Then you say look over Yonder.

why would you tell a chinchilla to look over?

Call it "sex"

if you lose it you can run around your neighborhood asking everyone if they've seen sex... .do they know where you can find sex...

You lost your sex

i'm looking for sex

what will i ever do without sex

and so on and so forth
 
Oh Oh, tell him to name it...

"worthless pets thats only goal is to flee when touched and be really annoyingly loud when running on his treadmill. Will show no affection to me and even over a 4 year period will still not come when I call it."
 
Oh Oh, tell him to name it...

"worthless pets thats only goal is to flee when touched and be really annoyingly loud when running on his treadmill. Will show no affection to me and even over a 4 year period will still not come when I call it."

thats a little short and overused...

but valiant effort :D