Naughty America: The Game

[ERage]

Has anyone else heard of this game? I think this is the reason people are so maladjusted and socially inept these days but whatever. Here's the trailer for the game. It's NSFW so all you kids who are being monitored by big brother might want to wait until you get home.

http://www.naughtyamericathegame.com/html/trailer/index.html

Edit: Animated ass smacking and cumshot ftw

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Isnt there a mod for the Sims that does that already?

 

[ERage]

Isnt there a mod for the Sims that does that already?

I don't know, never played a Sims game past the original Sim City on my old 386

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I don't know, never played a Sims game past the original Sim City on my old 386

I tried the sims when it first came out. I had a nice couple living together, then the neighbor wife came over, I got the women to fall inlove and be making out all the time, and the husband went nuts and pulle out his hair and eventually set the kitchen on fire. After that I lost interest.

 

[ZRH]

That is disturbing...

 

[ERage]

That is disturbing...

QFT, but also funny as hell

 

[ZRH]

QFT, but also funny as hell

I wonder if people know you can go to real bars and do that too... But like... In real life.

 

[ERage]

I wonder if people know you can go to real bars and do that too... But like... In real life.

Oh snap, like fo' realz? I'm totally going to try that out this weekend

Honestly though, I have no idea how crap like this can even exist much less be profitable. It will be a bunch of 60 year old pedophiles and overweight people with hairy knuckles trying to get it on with each other digi-style.

 

[Galen]

Doesn't it kind of defeat the point of being a video game when it doesn't even look like it's fun to play? It looks tedious at best...

 

[Onnotangu]

Oh snap, like fo' realz? I'm totally going to try that out this weekend

Honestly though, I have no idea how crap like this can even exist much less be profitable. It will be a bunch of 60 year old pedophiles and overweight people with hairy knuckles trying to get it on with each other digi-style.

i don't have hairyknuckles.

 

[Bubbles]

Miss Kitty is moving Uptown!

 

[Sarcasmo]

Thank God! Now I can get laid vicariously through a video game. I was starting to think there was no hope for me.

 

[APRIL]

That's hot.


Yet creepy since there is another person on the other end.


Let''s have our next UF meet like this.. bwahahhaha

 

[ERage]

That's hot.


Yet creepy since there is another person on the other end.


Let''s have our next UF meet like this.. bwahahhaha

we would totally crash the software...there is no interface that can handle what this group would want to do.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Is there a goat plugin?

 

[ZRH]

That's hot.


Yet creepy since there is another person on the other end.


Let''s have our next UF meet like this.. bwahahhaha

Ouch.

 

[APRIL]

Is there a goat plugin?

Now that is hot, love the way you think.

Spoiler

NWS

 

[Sarcasmo]

Zaaaaaaaac she got out of the basement again...

 

[APRIL]

Zaaaaaaaac she got out of the basement again...

Spoiler

NWS

 

[Sarcasmo]

....and she's posting!