My wife left me...

She packed her bags and left on Sunday. :(

I'm trying to drown my sorrow in drunken orgies and much sodomy.
 
Desslock said:
She packed her bags and left on Sunday. :(

I'm trying to drown my sorrow in drunken orgies and much sodomy.

when is she coming back from her business trip?
 
Desslock said:
What business trip? :shady:

The one where she's actually meeting her out of town boyfriend that she met on the internet for a week of sexual debauchery.
 
smileynev said:
The one where she's actually meeting her out of town boyfriend that she met on the internet for a week of sexual debauchery.

I killed him last month. :mad: