My wife left me...

[Desslock]

So anyone looking for a hot time call me at 1-800-ask-4ass.

 

[smileynev]

wtf?

 

[theacoustician]

So anyone looking for a hot time call me at 1-800-ask-4ass.

WTF?

 

[Galen]

wtf?

 

[fly]

shens

 

[Desslock]

She packed her bags and left on Sunday.

I'm trying to drown my sorrow in drunken orgies and much sodomy.

 

[Onnotangu]

noodes pls?

 

[smileynev]

She packed her bags and left on Sunday.

I'm trying to drown my sorrow in drunken orgies and much sodomy.

when is she coming back from her business trip?

 

[fly]

She packed her bags and left on Sunday.

I'm trying to drown my sorrow in drunken orgies and much sodomy.

are you fucking kidding or what

 

[Desslock]

when is she coming back from her business trip?

What business trip?

 

[smileynev]

What business trip?

The one where she's actually meeting her out of town boyfriend that she met on the internet for a week of sexual debauchery.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Sorry pal, too boo coo.

 

[theacoustician]

Dude, you messed up. You logged in as Desslock instead of Detman.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Redecorate the house before she comes back.












That way she won't notice the semen stains

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Dude, you messed up. You logged in as Desslock instead of Detman.

 

[Desslock]

The one where she's actually meeting her out of town boyfriend that she met on the internet for a week of sexual debauchery.

I killed him last month.

 

[Desslock]

Redecorate the house before she comes back.


That way she won't notice the semen stains

There were plenty of semen stains before she left.

 

[Nyx]

*clicks on thread*

Sorry to hear it

*backs out of thread very, very carefully*

 

[fly]

Can I see pics of her tits now?

 

[Desslock]

*clicks on thread*

Sorry to hear it

*backs out of thread very, very carefully*

You get back here. I'm horny.