my sweet lord

[wanko80]

Of course god has a sense of humor. Look at the duck bill platypus.

Nice one, Carlos Mencia Dharma!

 

[tre]

I anxiously await the chocolate Mary Magdalene

 

[BeerAd]

Nice one, Carlos Mencia Dharma!

She stole a joke from a joke thief

 

[wanko80]

I anxiously await the chocolate Mary Magdalene

I'll add the cream filling.

*low hanging fruit*

 

[Dharma1521]

Nice one, Carlos Mencia Dharma!

Yeah that was from Dogma.

 

[BeerAd]

Yeah that was from Dogma.

Bethany: What's he like?
Metatron: God? Lonely. But funny. He's got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus.
Bethany: Sex is a joke in heaven?
Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too.

 

[dbzeag]

How akward would you feel designing the mold of Jesus' penis?

 

[Dharma1521]

Bethany: What's he like?
Metatron: God? Lonely. But funny. He's got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus.
Bethany: Sex is a joke in heaven?
Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too.

to Kevin Smith. Doooeeeet!~

 

[BeerAd]

How akward would you feel designing the mold of Jesus' penis?

I wonder if they did one of those mold things like that real sex showed on HBO.

 

[SRC]

Why does it look like he's hanging from the rafters of some abandonded parking garage? I mean shit, they coulda at least hung him fom the rafters inside the superdome.

 

[BeerAd]

to Kevin Smith. Doooeeeet!~

You ever seen the Entourage when they just completely rip on Kevin Smith, lol shit was great.

 

[wanko80]

Why does it look like he's hanging from the rafters of some abandonded parking garage? I mean shit, they coulda at least hung him fom the rafters inside the superdome.

Or, you know, from a cross.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Upside down. And shoot ketchup from his nose.

 

[Dharma1521]

You ever seen the Entourage when they just completely rip on Kevin Smith, lol shit was great.

I don't have movie chanels. I mean I see the show from outside your window but i can't tell what they are saying.

 

[SRC]

Or, you know, from a cross.

Man, come on, a cross is so ... "BC".

 

[BeerAd]

I don't have movie chanels. I mean I see the show from outside your window but i can't tell what they are saying.

bwhahahahahhaha, i fuckin love you

 

[BeerAd]

Man, come on, a cross is so ... "BC".

Yeah no shit. In this day and age he should be depicted on an Electric Chair.

 

[SRC]

Yeah no shit. In this day and age he should be depicted on an Electric Chair.

Or a Bidet, that would make him like .. totally ultra "mod".

 

[Sarcasmo]

I'd put him in some of those super hot clothes April posted. A nice zip-neck fitted pull-over with faux-dirty jeans and some Skechers.

 

[Dharma1521]

I'd put him in some of those super hot clothes April posted. A nice zip-neck fitted pull-over with faux-dirty jeans and some Skechers.

HAHAHAHAH Zac! can lend him his!