Food My proposal for things fat people should be banned from doing [Chikken excluded]

[Dharma1521]

okay time out.

before i fractured my ankle, i was running 25+ miles a week, not drinking, and eating roughly 1000 calories/day with as little white sugar and sodium as possible. the most i lost in a week was like 4 lbs.

how the FUCK did you do this?!?!

Don't throw hate but I eat 1400 cal a day.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

Don't throw hate but I eat 1400 cal a day.

i couldn't stomach eating more than I did before the wedding, mostly due to stress and insomnia. i'm back up to about 1200/day now. getting married and going to italy did that to me
now that i'm running again, all i want to do is eat. it's insane. my mouf wants to be promoted to black hole status

 

[Amstel]

can't
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[JAXvillain]

i couldn't stomach eating more than I did before the wedding, mostly due to stress and insomnia. i'm back up to about 1200/day now. getting married and going to italy did that to me
now that i'm running again, all i want to do is eat. it's insane. my mouf wants to be promoted to black hole status

you're a newlywed. substitute food for vitamin d

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Surefire way to weight loss : Tapeworm

 

[Kill Me Plz]

I cut my toenails & lost 4 pounds WIN !

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I lost 14lbs in one month without even trying to once. Poverty diet++

Heck, I do that if I forget to eat breakfast.

 

[tre]

Heck, I do that if I forget to eat breakfast.

i skipped lunch once because i was still busy eating breakfast until dinnertime

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Well lets hope your blow-out preventer is in good working order

 

[JAXvillain]

shart time!

 

[JAXvillain]

fawk!! almost.

i think im obsessed with pooping... im just starting to realize this.... hmm

there may be room for you in drool's heart after all!

 

[tre]

fawk!! almost.

i think im obsessed with pooping... im just starting to realize this.... hmm

my son squeezed out a foot long yesterday, i had a small tear run down my cheek, i was so proud.

 

[JAXvillain]

sure the tear wasn't from the fumes?

 

[tre]

sure the tear wasn't from the fumes?

oh partially, for sure

 

[Casper]

This thread needs pics.

 

[Amstel]

who was the beastie over at logans place that posted her fatty personal sex pics. she used to give them to eet3bols/bribii/halfbri! I've never come so close to throwing up from a photo in my life.

 

[Briki]

who was the beastie over at logans place that posted her fatty personal sex pics. she used to give them to eet3bols/bribii/halfbri! I've never come so close to throwing up from a photo in my life.

Ooooh I remember her. Rachel? I think her name was. I even still have her pics, I'm sure.

 

[Amstel]

lolz!! all I remember thinking was why the fuck would someone do that without getting copious amounts of cash. Then I almost got sick, and clawed my eyes out.

 

[kiwi]

I'm just going to leave this here (i'm making them this afternoon).

http://confessionsofacookbookqueen.blogspot.com/2010/09/mint-chocolate-cupcakes.html

 

[Briki]

lolz!! all I remember thinking was why the fuck would someone do that without getting copious amounts of cash. Then I almost got sick, and clawed my eyes out.

They were just like... doing this whole video show for me and while I was throwing up a little in my mouth I snapped pictures of them for future lulz.