Food My proposal for things fat people should be banned from doing [Chikken excluded]

[Casper]

Dharma is fat too? WTF.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

To think, I was on your side for the pink wall.


Dead to me.

PRO TIP: If you lace your beers with amphetamines, the calories dont count!

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

You're not fat Dharma, you just got my cushin for the lovin.

 

[Dharma1521]

You're not fat Dharma, you just got my cushin for the lovin.

Puuurrrrr.



Here are my ideas to help defatten society:
1) Flexible Spending Accounts should cover gym memberships.
2) If you have said gym memberships, you should get a discounted rate for health insurance.
3) If you lose weight because of forementioned actions, you should be able to also use your FSA for some new clothes. I mention this because a friend of mine lost like 30 lbs and all her clothes are bagging as fuck but she can't afford to go get new ones.

 

[snoogit]

PRO TIP: If you lace your beers with amphetamines, the calories dont count!

 

[eileenbunny]

Puuurrrrr.



Here are my ideas to help defatten society:
1) Flexible Spending Accounts should cover gym memberships.
2) If you have said gym memberships, you should get a discounted rate for health insurance.
3) If you lose weight because of forementioned actions, you should be able to also use your FSA for some new clothes. I mention this because a friend of mine lost like 30 lbs and all her clothes are bagging as fuck but she can't afford to go get new ones.

She can have my skinny clothes now that I've gone and become a fatty.

 

[tre]

But we can still eat shortening, right?

only if you batter it and deep fry it in bacon fat

 

[Syrup Beaver]

only if you batter it and deep fry it in bacon fat

I like it in those cheapo ice cream cones and smothered with chocolate sprinkles.

 

[tre]

I like it in those cheapo ice cream cones and smothered with chocolate sprinkles.

i like waffle cone, sprinkled with bacon bits

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I like putting a waffle cone in my butt and farting through it like a bugle

 

[dbzeag]

I like putting a waffle cone in my butt and farting through it like a bugle

With posts like this, you wonder why your inlaws roll their eyes at you.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

With posts like this, you wonder why your inlaws roll their eyes at you.

Youd think that after all these years theyd be used to my silliness by now.

 

[DJBrenton]

I suspect it's when you put the waffle cone back in the pack they roll their eyes.

 

[Amstel]

Out Taking Pictures...

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I suspect it's when you put the waffle cone back in the pack they roll their eyes.

Its when I start eating it that they really get upset

 

[Casper]

Out Taking Pictures...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

 

[Casper]

Duke's not fat.

You guys are dicks.

 

[Casper]

He has to be. Have you seen the hippos he hangs out with? He's hot.

 

[Sarcasmo]

She means phat.

 

[APRIL]

duke is massive.

He's lost a fuck ton of weight recently, so your comment is now invalid.