Hawt My place is getting awesomer by the day.

[thintoast]

I used to think it was bad as that I could control my fan with a remote. Then one day, I could control my tv with my phone. Hot shit! But now? Holy fuck. I can control my lights when I'm not even home! Jesus fuck. I can turn on the lights from work when it gets dark, or adjust the intensity when I wake up, and when my new bulbs come in this weekend, I'll be able to set the mood for any lady friends that come over with changing color ambiance lighting. All from my phone. Holy Jesus eating a corn dog this is fucking rad.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

What a time to be alive.

 

[Domon]

@Mustard Dispenser

In this wonderful time to be alive, i hear you can ban people from anywhere in the world. You dont even have to be near them.

Is this true?

 

[thintoast]

Nope. Requires a physical presentation of identification.

 

[APRIL]

@Mustard Dispenser

In this wonderful time to be alive, i hear you can ban people from anywhere in the world. You dont even have to be near them.

Is this true?

Shh. We all need to relax.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

So what kind of light bulb is this, anyways?

 

[Domon]

Well now that @APRIL has chimed in, i think she would make a good test subject.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

@Mustard Dispenser

In this wonderful time to be alive, i hear you can ban people from anywhere in the world. You dont even have to be near them.

Is this true?

Thats true
I could also drop a deuce in a cardboard box and mail it to your mother.

 

[Wessels]

And here I'm amazed with the thermostat in my new apartment that let's me set different temps for different times and days of the week.

 

[Domon]

Thats true
I could also drop a deuce in a cardboard box and mail it to your mother.

It would be frozen by the time it got there. Some some consolation i guess.

 

[thintoast]

So what kind of light bulb is this, anyways?

Phillips led bulb. It requires a bridge connected to a wireless router, but it's basically plug and play. Plug the bridge into the router, screw in the bulbs, install the app on your phone, connect the phone app to the bridge via Wi-Fi, done.

Ge makes them too, but the reviews were better for the Philips.

 

[Valve1138]

SHIT THREAD SKULLFUCK PERMAJCCCOCKINYOURMOUTH

 

[Domon]

noone can match code mayhem. Stop trying

 

[Valve1138]

Match?

I exceed bitch.

You guyz wanna come to our Stupid Bowl party?

 

[Domon]

sportsball? According to the internet, this occurs sometime in february?

 

[Valve1138]

sportsball? According to the internet, this occurs sometime in february?

Yes, Feb 7th this year. It's much more than a football party though.

 

[Domon]

My immediate response is "people + disinterest in sportsball" = flake out on this.

However, the subprogramming human behavior routine is kicking in that indicates that is a rude response, and not how humans are supposed to behave.

therefore, maybe.

 

[Floptical]

My immediate response is "people + disinterest in sportsball" = flake out on this.

However, the subprogramming human behavior routine is kicking in that indicates that is a rude response, and not how humans are supposed to behave.

therefore, maybe.

I smell an Amway trap?

 

[Valve1138]

Tupperware...

 

[Domon]

peanut got suckered into buying a 100 dollar set of bowls at one of those many years back.

To be fair, theyre kickass bowls, and they all have lids, but 100 dollars for bowls should only apply if those bowls are filled with cocaine.