My ode to theacoustician

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smileynev

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you rock
like my sock
or a crock
full of tasty viddles
I like your riddles
you like my middles
we like to hug
I like your mug
you like to tug
We watch dora
you want to dump pandora
so I can be your whorea

End.
 
My ode to fuxx:

you're from canada
I don't understand what the fuck you say
ever
please speak up
do you know a translator
yer hot in a Canadian kind of way
fatburger, I must say
Don't blow it tubby
This is your only chance
to become a hubby
flubby
 
smileynev said:
My ode to fuxx:

you're from canada
I don't understand what the fuck you say
ever
please speak up
do you know a translator
yer hot in a Canadian kind of way
fatburger, I must say
Don't blow it tubby
This is your only chance
to become a hubby
flubby
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA :FLY:
 
smileynev said:
My ode to fuxx:

you're from canada
I don't understand what the fuck you say
ever
please speak up
do you know a translator
yer hot in a Canadian kind of way
fatburger, I must say
Don't blow it tubby
This is your only chance
to become a hubby
flubby
:heart:
 
smileynev said:
you rock
like my sock
or a crock
full of tasty viddles
I like your riddles
you like my middles
we like to hug
I like your mug
you like to tug
We watch dora
you want to dump pandora
so I can be your whorea

End.



An amazing effort, but we all know hell never read it.
 
Ode to fly:

You made this place
Cum on yer face
Boys are from Mars
Girls are from Venus
You go to bars
And rub your penis
Add some more games
So I can blames
You for the flames
Right in thes pants
You lilly nance
 
My ode to elpmis:

You are hot
like a pot
thats been left in the sun
and surround by bees
I like to tease
I aim to please
because your eyes
are like blue lasers
not shitty red lasers
and you're buff
so, so tough
protect me
while I pee

:heart:
 
wr3kt

You are not jesus
With the way you tease us
With talk of food
Or something lewd
You live in texas
But you can’t send breakfast
So ill pee on your head
While you cook me some bread
Jerk.