My ode to theacoustician

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Ode to smileynev:


Stop eating you fat fuck
The rest of us want some food too
Go outside and take a walk
But ask your wife if its ok first

 

[AprilsSCAT]

a cool M suparmod from Texas?
can't be

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Ode to sleeman

I will come to SA
Just to kick you in the balls
Plz have your wife take them out of the freezer
So they will be thawed when I get there

 

[wr3kt]

wr3kt

You are not jesus
With the way you tease us
With talk of food
Or something lewd
You live in texas
But you can’t send breakfast
So ill pee on your head
While you cook me some bread
Jerk.

I just made some food
I would send you some
But then you were rude
Now you're really dumb
I may reside in Texas
But that's no cause to hate
Me for staring at the ass
Blocking the entire state
From the sunlight we need here
Because you ate so much grub
Even that rotting dead deer
I do not feed you outta love.

 

[smileynev]

Ode to Drool:

You are old
and you smell like jizzy ben-gay
so you say
you drink beer
and eat pretzels
but I think
you drink Zima
and like fruit cocktails

 

[wr3kt]

a cool M suparmod from Texas?
can't be

Texas is about to fall off into the ocean because of a certain fatty McApril.

But I"m not naming names.

 

[APRIL]

I just made some food
I would send you some
But then you were rude
Now you're really dumb
I may reside in Texas
But that's no cause to hate
Me for staring at the ass
Blocking the entire state
From the sunlight we need here
Because you ate so much grub
Even that rotting dead deer
I do not feed you outta love.

Your rhyming sucks
Go fsuck a duck

 

[wr3kt]

Your rhyming sucks
Go fsuck a duck

Your ass is as large
As a big trash barge

 

[APRIL]

Your ass is as large
As a big trash barge

Go roll in some scat
and eat your cat.

 

[wr3kt]

Go roll in some scat
and eat your cat.

Please refrain from hate and disgust
Instead why don't you touch your bust?

 

[APRIL]

Please refrain from hate and disgust
Instead why don't you touch your bust?

I can be nice
dispite my size
youre full of lies!

 

[wr3kt]

I can be nice
dispite my size
youre full of lies!

Your spelling is bad
That makes me sad
I'm telling my dad.

 

[jaxxor]

this thread is more ghey than Sam Gamgee,
and assless chaps and lemonparties

I'll poop on your porch and crap on your cat
Throwup in your birdbath and piss in your hat

I want my click back that got me in here
I'll drown this poor mem'ry in Mexican beer.

 

[APRIL]

this thread is more ghey than Sam Gamgee,
and assless chaps and lemonparties

I'll poop on your porch and crap on your cat
Throwup in your birdbath and piss in your hat

I want my click back that got me in here
I'll drown this poor mem'ry in Mexican beer.

Cross forum humor citation for you mister!

 

[BigDov]

this thread is more ghey than Sam Gamgee,
and assless chaps and lemonparties

I'll poop on your porch and crap on your cat
Throwup in your birdbath and piss in your hat

I want my click back that got me in here
I'll drown this poor mem'ry in Mexican beer.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

My ode to april:

Owning a cigar bar in your navel
Lets me pretend I'm Aunt Hazel
Late at night on your rolls I stroll
Picking up men that look like Dave Groll
Slipping on grease
Oozing from your crease
I find last nights pickle
Which I bought for a nickle
From the rancid jar
You keep locked in your car

 

[APRIL]

My ode to april:

Owning a cigar bar in your navel
Lets me pretend I'm Aunt Hazel
Late at night on your rolls I stroll
Picking up men that look like Dave Groll
Slipping on grease
Oozing from your crease
I find last nights pickle
Which I bought for a nickle
From the rancid jar
You keep locked in your car

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

OMG this thread is too much.
Reminds me of when my best friend and I would write dirty limericks

 

[theacoustician]

I'm not sure if I should laugh or get a restraining order.

 

[APRIL]

I'm not sure if I should laugh or get a restraining order.

Ship him the poop box with rose petals.