itburnswhenipee said:So a pirate walks into a bar, and he's got a ship's wheel is sticking out the front of his pants.
The bartender says, "Sir, you appear to have a ship's wheel sticking out the front of your pants.
And the pirate replies, "Yarr... me ship was caught in a terrible storm and dashed to splinters across the reefs. I staggered here three miles from the beach I washed up on and have been steadily losing blood... I think I might pass out. Can you please call a doctor?"