My new religion

[itburnswhenipee]

I have seen the light and that is the light of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

 

[Sarcasmo]

whiskey tango foxtrot

 

[Syrup Beaver]

"Bask in His noodlyness and stare agape at His meatitude"

I'm staring agape alright

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Now there's a religion I'm prepared to sign on for!

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[Sarcasmo]

Sacrilicious.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

The guy's open letter to the Kansas school board is pretty good too:

http://www.venganza.org/

 

[shawndavid]

That guy makes me look like Ron Jeremy.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

The guy's open letter to the Kansas school board is pretty good too:

http://www.venganza.org/

I am soooooooo getting one of those t-shirts

 

[Sarcasmo]

Which one? They're all pretty funny.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Which one? They're all pretty funny.

Probably the 'I want to believe' one, and any of the 'noodly appendage' ones

I'm still cracking up in my cube

 

[Sarcasmo]

Probably the 'I want to believe' one, and any of the 'noodly appendage' ones

I'm still cracking up in my cube

I tend to steer towards simplistic, so I think I'd go for the simple black text "I was touched by his noodly appendage" one.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I tend to steer towards simplistic, so I think I'd go for the simple black text "I was touched by his noodly appendage" one.

Yeah, that ones a given

And the global warming/pirate bumper sticker

 

[Bubbles]

And the global warming/pirate bumper sticker

I'm partial to that particular theory.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

And the global warming/pirate bumper sticker

I am enormously entertained by anything pirate related, but I think I'll have to steer towards the coffee mug with the chart instead.

 

[Sarcasmo]

I am enormously entertained by anything pirate related, but I think I'll have to steer towards the coffee mug with the chart instead.

Isn't it funny how pirates can tickle our fancy?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Isn't it funny how pirates can tickle our fancy?

YARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I am enormously entertained by anything pirate related, but I think I'll have to steer towards the coffee mug with the chart instead.

'steer', haha well done

 

[JAXvillain]

that's some funny shit

 

[kiwi]

Isn't it funny how pirates can tickle our fancy?

So I know most sailors tend to be gay, does it go the same for pirates?

 

[itburnswhenipee]

So a pirate walks into a bar, and he's got a ship's wheel is sticking out the front of his pants.
The bartender says, "Sir, you appear to have a ship's wheel sticking out the front of your pants.
And the pirate replies, "Yarr... me ship was caught in a terrible storm and dashed to splinters across the reefs. I staggered here three miles from the beach I washed up on and have been steadily losing blood... I think I might pass out. Can you please call a doctor?"