My new favorite smell

[Coqui]

My ex-girlfriend always smelled really good, and I've always been a huge fan of the way any baked goods smell when they're cooking.

YOU BAKED YOUR EX-GRILFRIEND?

 

[CletusJones]

YOU BAKED YOUR EX-GRILFRIEND?

SURE, I HAD TO TEACH THAT BITCH A LESSON FOR WHORIN HERSELF AROUND.

She was tasty with a nice tall glass of milk.

 

[Coqui]

SURE, I HAD TO TEACH THAT BITCH A LESSON FOR WHORIN HERSELF AROUND.

She was tasty with a nice tall glass of milk.

What seasonings did you use?

*takes out notepad*

 

[CletusJones]

What seasonings did you use?

*takes out notepad*

I used thyme and rosemary, she tasted just like a pork roast.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I dunno what caused it, but the flatulation I just produced smells pretty nice


edit - it may be from the potpourri I ate last night

 

[Coqui]

I used thyme and rosemary, she tasted just like a pork roast.

 

[tre]

I dunno what caused it, but the flatulation I just produced smells pretty nice


edit - it may be from the potpourri I ate last night

with a little milk, potpourri is a great breakfast cereal.

 

[CletusJones]

there was fresh garlic mashed potatoes and steamed broccoli as well.

 

[Coqui]

there was fresh garlic mashed potatoes and steamed broccoli as well.

That would be like instant mouth orgasm right there.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I dunno what caused it, but the flatulation I just produced smells pretty nice


edit - it may be from the potpourri I ate last night

Goddamn pumpkin spiced potpourri, it lures me in with it's delicious aroma, and then tastes like mulch

 

[thrawn]

nothing is better than the smell of a good steak grilling on the bbq.

oh you know i am not one to argue there. how many other guys you know in ohio that grill steaks at 2 am in the middle of winter, wearing nothing but a robe and boots and takes pics?

i really did have to blur out penis in that pic

 

[CletusJones]

That would be like instant mouth orgasm right there.

oh, it was.

 

[fly]

Goddamn pumpkin spiced potpourri, it lures me in with it's delicious aroma, and then tastes like mulch

Whats wrong with mulch?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Whats wrong with mulch?

The mailman pees in it, and he drinks diet soda :hurl:

 

[APRIL]

The mailman pees in it, and he drinks diet soda :hurl:

 

[tre]

oh you know i am not one to argue there. how many other guys you know in ohio that grill steaks at 2 am in the middle of winter, wearing nothing but a robe and boots and takes pics?

i really did have to blur out penis in that pic

hahaha, i remember, you dirty old man. i can picture the old ladies lookin out their windows shaking their heads at you.

 

[bast_imret]

JJ

I love the way she smells. Not when she's wearing perfume, just in general.

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

nothing is better than the smell of a good steak grilling on the bbq.

Oh agreed!

 

[JJ Lady]

there was fresh garlic mashed potatoes and steamed broccoli as well.

Broccoli smells icky. I like it...but it smells icky!

JJ

I love the way she smells. Not when she's wearing perfume, just in general.

Awww!!

 

[BigDov]

Broccoli smells icky. I like it...but it smells icky!



Awww!!

What's your secret JJ???