Tampa My mother-in-law is going to be an "erections officer" ie prison guard

[plot]

i met a prison guard at leavenworth, said he saw a guy getting raped on one of his first night shifts and told the other guards to come over, other guards told him to mind his own business.

so now he just walks on when he see's a dude getting raped.

 

[Sarcasmo]

 

[OzSTEEZ]

No such thing a rehabilitation.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

 

[water]

i met a prison guard at leavenworth, said he saw a guy getting raped on one of his first night shifts and told the other guards to come over, other guards told him to mind his own business.

so now he just walks on when he see's a dude getting raped.

Better than joining in I suppose.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Geek

 

[water]

Geek

I lul'd when I read it. He schooled you, son.

Something, something, Dark Side.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

After I've used that phrase 1032894710298301923 million times here.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

College level English and you failed on the very first word in that sentence. tsk tsk.

[You took a] college level English [course,] and [yet] you failed [to use the correct word to begin] on the very first word in that sentence. Tsk tsk. *cringe*

 

[OzSTEEZ]

[You took a] college level English [course,] and [yet] you failed [to use the correct word to begin] on the very first word in that sentence. Tsk tsk. *cringe*

I never went to college. In fact, I didn't even finish high school. So that shit doesn't work on me.

 

[Casper]

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

 

[Casper]

I never went to college. In fact, I didn't even finish high school. So that shit doesn't work on me.

Dude congrats. Did you go to prom?

 

[plot]

I never went to college. In fact, I didn't even finish high school. So that shit doesn't work on me.

explains quite a bit actually. mainly your poor dodge ball skills.

 

[APRIL]

explains quite a bit actually. mainly your poor dodge ball skills.

*snicker*

 

[APRIL]

explains quite a bit actually. mainly your poor dodge ball skills.

Cough.. critical thinking skillz... cough.

 

[APRIL]

...bow-staff skillz.

 

[APRIL]

cage-fighting skills.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Dude congrats. Did you go to prom?

How would I if I didn't graduate? Jeez, and I'm the high school drop out here.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Cough.. critical thinking skillz... cough.

You're one to talk.

 

[APRIL]

You're one to talk.

So if a train is going 60mph in one direction and another train is going 75 in the opposite direction... ahh fcuk it.