Hawt My mom had sex with 22 goats

[tre]

So she was the Yellow Submarine that the Beatles were talking about...

one's full of seamen, the other is full of semen

 

[nukes]

So much good material, mom would be proud.
And horizontal.

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

wow duke with the mom joke. whats next you gonna tell some great knock knock jokes?

 

[Strings]

Hey @nukes ,
Knock Knock ...

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

no ones home

 

[Strings]

Fucker left me hanging.

 

[nukes]

Hey @nukes ,
Knock Knock ...

Sup, Strings?

 

[nukes]

K whos there Fer fucks sake

 

[Strings]

K whos there Fer fucks sake

I'm not convinced you're into this, Nukes.

Make me feel it ...

 

[nukes]

I hear knocking im exercising my 2nd ammendment rights (I have 5 year olds I drown in this shit).

 

[Strings]

I hear knocking im exercising my 2nd ammendment rights (I have 5 year olds I drown in this shit).

It's ok, Nukes. The moment has passed.
Grown apart, shame .... same thing happened to Sonny and Cher.

 

[HipHugHer]

Your Mom.

 

[CletusJones]

Was there a bowling pin, tennis racquet, and maple syrup involved?

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

It's ok, Nukes. The moment has passed.
Grown apart, shame .... same thing happened to Sonny and Cher.

he cheated on her with a tree

 

[hydra]

do we just get to generally be dicks itt? because in

there's no reason to go to mars, it sucks there

being an adult is not what the 80s told me it would be

one time as a kid i was trespassing and some old lady caught me and grabbed my sweater but i kicked her and ran really fast. im pretty sure she's dead now, she was pretty old back then and now it's now.

 

[hydra]

that was a really cool sweater, it was reversible and was all beachy like

 

[Petunia]

She's a wholesome person and a saint.

Your mom was Dorothy Mantooth

 

[tre]

Your mom was Dorothy Mantooth

I took her out for a nice seafood dinner and never called her again.