Hawt My mom had sex with 22 goats

[Valve1138]

Fly, and pegged him.

 

[Duke]

whores, sluts, and carnies, the lot of you

 

[Duke]

wait, carnies. That's just prince quickie.

 

[Dharma1521]

Duke = Cad

Fucking manslut.

 

[Valve1138]

Bunch of jabronies.

 

[Floptical]

 

[Valve1138]

Double-chinned Amateur Farmers

 

[Duke]

Duke = Cad

Fucking manslut.

 

[Valve1138]

 

[Floptical]

 

[Floptical]

 

[thintoast]

My mom had sex with no one.

 

[thintoast]

She's a wholesome person and a saint.

 

[tre]

My mom had sex with no one.

because she doesn't count anal?

 

[thintoast]

because she doesn't count anal?

The bible says nothing about it, so no.

 

[Amstel]

@fly, it seems @wickie hijacked @Valve1138 's acct. please fix. thx.

 

[Duke]

nah. Wickie doesn't know who his mom had sex with since she dumped him right after she had him

"I ain't raisin' no wonkeyed mother fucker. It'll scare away my business"

 

[nukes]

My mom had sex with the 7th fleet.
For reference purposes, when filling out applications when asked about father's name i always write "USS Montana".

 

[thintoast]

My mom had sex with the 7th fleet.
For reference purposes, when filling out applications when asked about father's name i always write "USS Montana".

So she was the Yellow Submarine that the Beatles were talking about...

 

[Duke]

So she was the Yellow Submarine that the Beatles were talking about...

More like the Mayflower

because so many came across her.