"my love is like ________" v. game

[JJ Lady]

oh dear god....
Why do I have to live 3000 miles away

Aww yeah...this is better..

No will you come see me

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

Aww yeah...this is better..

No will you come see me

I don't think I can concentrate on my paper anymore

 

[JJ Lady]

I don't think I can concentrate on my paper anymore

I'm sorry.

Can I make it up to you?

 

[Fat Burger]

Am I supposed to hit on bast now? I'm not sure how this all works

 

[wr3kt]

Am I supposed to hit on bast now? I'm not sure how this all works

I think you're odd-man out this round.

Sorry, man.

 

[Millions]

I think you're odd-man out this round.

Sorry, man.

What? No! He needs to get IN on that action. Threesome!!

 

[wr3kt]

What? No! He needs to get IN on that action. Threesome!!

Oh...believe me...I know he needs too...it's whether or not the girls will let him.

 

[Millions]

Oh...believe me...I know he needs too...it's whether or not the girls will let him.

Just gotta pull the Chris Rock 'bass in your voice' routine.

None of this: "Excuse me, uh, ladies, I was wondering if uh...if you're not to busy maybe you could uh...perhaps you could just both uh...lick my balls?" None of that.

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

I'm sorry.

Can I make it up to you?

Please

 

[Sp`ange]

my love is like jaxxor, it has humorous stories but no real content.

I though that if I dared you to come see me you would! I'm sitting here in a little red teddy waiting. Bast is playing WoW so hurry up

fixt

 

[JJ Lady]

What? No! He needs to get IN on that action. Threesome!!

Nahh...he needs to get with Bast and then we can make this a foursome!!

fixt

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