Here's one:
Spring 2004 the Weekly Alternative, that I admin for moved to a new facility.
Well not really, see the new side was still being worked on when we moved, so we moved into the shitbox side. You know falling ceiling tiles, half ass AC, extension cords running through the busted up ceiling. Ooh, I almost forgot the shitbox side had NO BATHROOMS!! They had to bring in a portable bathroom. fly saw the building, he can vouch for it's general shittiness.
The CEO of the company said, and I quote, "it will be like camping." WTF?