my girlfriend wants to watch a porn with me

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and everyone knows I know my porns, from dude on dude to bat on pig I've pretty much seen it all. But I ask you useless fucks, since I can only pick one to leave that wonderful first impression, which porn should I show her?

give me the full title so I can google it, thanks
 

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elpmis said:
cartoons aren't the ONLY thing you can watch on saturday morning ;)
QFT porn goes great with cheerios. That way, if you're feelin a little frisky, you've got something to fuck. Granted, the holes in the cheerios may be a little large for some members here, it's the thought that counts.
 

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CletusJones said:
QFT porn goes great with cheerios. That way, if you're feelin a little frisky, you've got something to fuck. Granted, the holes in the cheerios may be a little large for some members here, it's the thought that counts.
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