my girlfriend wants to watch a porn with me

[simple]

and everyone knows I know my porns, from dude on dude to bat on pig I've pretty much seen it all. But I ask you useless fucks, since I can only pick one to leave that wonderful first impression, which porn should I show her?

give me the full title so I can google it, thanks

 

[smileynev]

You don't have a girlfriend.

 

[Coqui]

Whatever it is, it needs to have girl on girl.

 

[CletusJones]

anything the taboo series is always a favorite.

 

[simple]

You don't have a girlfriend.

thanks for the help

 

[simple]

Whatever it is, it needs to have girl on girl.

ahh, yes, good call

 

[Coqui]

ahh, yes, good call

Because most women find other women attractive and let's face it, the guys in porn aren't exactly the best looking.

 

[smileynev]

thanks for the help

no problem

 

[simple]

Because most women find other women attractive and let's face it, the guys in porn aren't exactly the best looking.

Totally:

 

[Coqui]

Totally:

I don't want to know.

 

[simple]

no problem

I know you're bitter, and I know it's hard, but just remember;

if a dog can fuck a bitch doggie style in a video I saw last weekend with my grandmother on www.beastiality.com then fat fucks named neviepoo can get laid too

 

[simple]

I don't want to know.

cartoons aren't the ONLY thing you can watch on saturday morning

 

[APRIL]

If shes new to the whole porn thing get something with a plot.

 

[CletusJones]

cartoons aren't the ONLY thing you can watch on saturday morning

QFT porn goes great with cheerios. That way, if you're feelin a little frisky, you've got something to fuck. Granted, the holes in the cheerios may be a little large for some members here, it's the thought that counts.

 

[simple]

If shes new to the whole porn thing get something with a plot.

hmmmm

got any titles?

 

[Coqui]

If shes new to the whole porn thing get something with a plot.

Is there such a thing?

 

[simple]

QFT porn goes great with cheerios. That way, if you're feelin a little frisky, you've got something to fuck. Granted, the holes in the cheerios may be a little large for some members here, it's the thought that counts.

 

[Coqui]

hmmmm

got any titles?

Well there was that Jenna Jameson The Masseuse thing that was posted in PMO on the [M]

 

[CletusJones]

hmmmm

got any titles?

the arrangement is pretty decent.

 

[APRIL]

hmmmm

got any titles?

I have this one DVD that has a plot sorta and you can change the angles during the movie. I think its gf stuff... there isn't any goats or whips in it though.