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my girlfriend wants to watch a porn with me

Discussion in 'useless chatter' started by simple, Oct 25, 2004.

  1. and everyone knows I know my porns, from dude on dude to bat on pig I've pretty much seen it all. But I ask you useless fucks, since I can only pick one to leave that wonderful first impression, which porn should I show her?

    give me the full title so I can google it, thanks
     
  2. You don't have a girlfriend.
     
  3. Whatever it is, it needs to have girl on girl.
     
  4. anything the taboo series is always a favorite.
     
  5. thanks for the help :nev:
     
  6. ahh, yes, good call
     

  7. Because most women find other women attractive and let's face it, the guys in porn aren't exactly the best looking.
     
  8. no problem

    :elfpenis:
     
  9. Totally:

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  10. I don't want to know.
     
  11. I know you're bitter, and I know it's hard, but just remember;

    if a dog can fuck a bitch doggie style in a video I saw last weekend with my grandmother on www.beastiality.com then fat fucks named neviepoo can get laid too
     
  12. cartoons aren't the ONLY thing you can watch on saturday morning ;)
     
  13. If shes new to the whole porn thing get something with a plot.
     
  14. QFT porn goes great with cheerios. That way, if you're feelin a little frisky, you've got something to fuck. Granted, the holes in the cheerios may be a little large for some members here, it's the thought that counts.
     
  15. hmmmm

    got any titles?
     

  16. Is there such a thing?
     
  17. :lol:
     

  18. Well there was that Jenna Jameson The Masseuse thing that was posted in PMO on the [M]
     
  19. the arrangement is pretty decent.
     
  20. I have this one DVD that has a plot sorta and you can change the angles during the movie. I think its gf stuff... there isn't any goats or whips in it though. :eek: