my first gay blind date

[simple]

He smelled really good - so it took a lot of the pressure off. We had lunch at hooters, the waitress was pretty cute, but the biker gang kept our attention the most. I mean, we talked, we had a lot to talk about: Being so into dudes and fashion in a state where it wasn't acceptable. He mentioned that ideally he'd meet a nice strong man and move to california - right away I knew he wasn't the one, but I could sling my hog into his meat flower until something better came up.

has anyone else been on a blind date?

 

[APRIL]

I guess if meeting someone off the internet is a blind date?

 

[JAXvillain]

was this date by chance with ron mexico??

 

[fly]

Rated 5 - Would slang meat flower again.

 

[shawndavid]

I could sling my hog into his meat flower

It took the second read for me to develop violent pressure leaks from my mouth.

 

[water]

Did I accidentally switch my UF favorite link with my gaysailorboyswholikedudes.org favorite again?

 

[polo]

sounds like a good time

 

[wanko80]

Rated 1. Not enough pics or detail for me to finish.

 

[dbzeag]

I am deeply offended by the tone of this thread.

 

[thrawn]

this is like a dating lighthouse but interesting and amusing

 

[SRC]

I'm still trying to figure out what 2 gay guys are doing at Hooters on a blind date.

 

[JAXvillain]

I'm still trying to figure out what 2 gay guys are doing at Hooters on a blind date.

critiquing their outfits, of course

 

[APRIL]

this is like a dating lighthouse but interesting and amusing

I loved the dating lighthouse...

 

[thrawn]

I loved the dating lighthouse...

I could never get past the first sentence or two. Then is was a perusing as fast as my scroll wheel finger moved.

 

[fly]

this is like a dating lighthouse but interesting and amusing

Try living it...

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