Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
April23 said:I'm fairly sure its a sure thing that i will close it.
vote it a one u fatty
April23 said:I'm fairly sure its a sure thing that i will close it.
bast_imret said:wow, it really did unlock it when I voted! Cool. Ok, you can close it back up again.
bast_imret said:wow, it really did unlock it when I voted! Cool. Ok, you can close it back up again.
This is more like the tease girl who went to prom with you, and took you back to her hotel room afterwards only to tie you up while she had a three way with the school janitor and a schnauzer.KNYTE said:So is there going to be a list posted? Or is this thread just like the tease girl in high school who only went to prom with you so that she could be close to your best friend and then make out with him while you're asleep, is that what this thread is like?
Sarcasmo said:I post joke. You add me to list!!
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss
I no come work today, I really sick. I got
headache, stomachache and my legs hurt, I no
come work.
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really
need you today. When I feel like this I go to
my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes
everything better and I go work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss,
I do what you say and I feel great. I be at
work soon. You got nice house."