My favorite Useless members...

I hate you, you hate me,
We are deadly enemies,
With a snarl and a hiss and a punch from me to you,
Please say that you hate me too.

Or if you don't like that one:

I hate you,you hate me,
Lets get together and kill Barney,
With a great big gun and shoot him in the head.
Aren't you glad that Barney's dead.
 
Drool-Boy said:
No way
The smell of cheddarwurst and sourkraut in there could probably kill a horse.

Only flowers and bunnies live in my pants sir.
 
Drool-Boy said:
Lame.
Try again later when youre not so lame.
In the land of the chicken, in the sky of the noose, there was a lil Drool - Boy who decided to cut loose. He couldn't wait, he couldn't see, just what adventures there were waiting to be. Every day he logged on, every day he read, all the new and exiting bullshit in each bullshit thread. His one true hope, his only real dream, was to see everyday, what asshole he could ream. Much to my dismay, and to his delight, was the day I discovered I'd bear the brunt of this plight.

:(