My farts...

[fly]

yeah, um, they totally smell like pumpkin seeds.

Content: Got a good recipe for cooking pumpkin seeds?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Place in pan, smother with olive oil and salt, roast at 400 degrees until browned.

 

[fly]

this thread is crap. thanks for the help tho chikken. im going to poop now.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I farted once and it smelled like KFC
no idea why

 

[smileynev]

my roses smell like booboo

 

[Coqui]

my roses smell like booboo

Caroline

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

My booboo smells like roses

 

[bast_imret]

One of the guys in my office is in the bathroom right now dropping a huge load. Good thing we've got a bathroom on each floor, cause I'm gonna need to go soon and I don't want to have to go after him.

 

[smileynev]

Caroline

She's Mighty Fine

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

One of the guys in my office is in the bathroom right now dropping a huge load. Good thing we've got a bathroom on each floor, cause I'm gonna need to go soon and I don't want to have to go after him.

But you could use the same commode!
The seat would be pre-warmed for you!

 

[Coqui]

She's Mighty Fine

She's the reason for the word bitch

 

[bast_imret]

But you could use the same commode!
The seat would be pre-warmed for you!

not after teh mexican food we ate for lunch. I"m not going near that bathroom

 

[Syrup Beaver]

not after teh mexican food we ate for lunch. I"m not going near that bathroom

Let go into the mail-slot.

Postal employees LOVE it.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Let go into the mail-slot.

Postal employees LOVE it.

Or in one of the potted plants in the lobby

 

[bast_imret]

How about in one of the mail boxes in the mail room?

 

[Coqui]

I prefer sending it intercompany mail.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Have a good weekend everyone, I'm off until Monday.

 

[smileynev]

Have a good weekend everyone, I'm off until Monday.

screw you!

Have a good weekend

 

[JJ Lady]

I don't want to work :-(




















I want to bang on me drum all day

 

[fly]

I don't want to work :-(




I want to bang on me drum all day

I want bang on bast all day