Food My dream didn't come true last night

Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski

Ready for some Heroin
Oct 15, 2004
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I had a dream about going dumpter diving because a new Tesco has opened on the corner next to KFC and in my dream I rolled up to the KFC and two family buckets + a bag of fries were sat there still warm for the taking. I then went to Tesco and got an entire kitchen full of cakes and chocolate and sandwiches.

Turns out we actually had to buy food for my lunch today instead, although it was all reduced to like 10pence so it's no biggie.

I feel like smileynev dreaming such things. I think I have a problem.
 

dbzeag

Wants to kiss you where it stinks
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I dream about eating some days, too. Then I look in the mirror and that desire flies away while I continue to slurp on my slim fast shake through a bendy straw.
 

tre

My favorite chef is Mike Rowave
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I dream about eating some days, too. Then I look in the mirror and that desire flies away while I continue to slurp on my slim fast shake through a bendy straw.

at least you don't get your slim fast shakes from a dumpster, right?
 

dbzeag

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i'm sure you've dented a few cans in your days, if you know what I'm saying.

Just because I am gay (sorry Rolled Guy) does not mean I invoke violence upon women.
 

Casper

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WTF kinda crackwhore dreams are these.

You allege to have a job. Get an apartment with water and electricity. Pay your rent. Buy your food. Take a shower at least once a week.
 

tre

My favorite chef is Mike Rowave
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I just haven't heard the phrase "cans" used in reference to breasts since the 80's.... movies I sometimes watch.

# n.
the buttocks. (Usually objectionable. See also bucket.) : The guy slipped on the ice and fell on his can.