Hawt MY CROTCH IS ON FIRE!!

[OzSTEEZ]

I don't know why, sometimes I read your posts with a gruff voice.

i have one, but i'm not always like that

 

[APRIL]

I've started reading his posts with his accent in mind and it makes it way better. I can't take him seriously anymore because I'm too busy drooling, but at least he's not scary anymore. Juli, you are one lucky girl even if you do argue.

If I do that, I can't understand what he's saying.

i have one, but i'm not always like that

Ya, I know... it's just what happens when reading instead of actually having a face to face convo with someone.

 

[Coqui]

i have one, but i'm not always like that

Paul Hogan narrates your posts to me.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Captain Feathersword is what I hear in my head.

 

[Petunia]

my yoga instructor is from australia and sometimes she says 'buttocks" or 'anus' in her accent and it makes me think if what juli hears during sexy times with liamz

 

[tre]

my yoga instructor is from australia and sometimes she says 'buttocks" or 'anus' in her accent and it makes me think if what juli hears during sexy times with liamz

what kind of yoga requires the instructor to use the word "anus"?

 

[JAXvillain]

I've heard it's fairly common for people to unintentionally fart during yoga. that might call for the word anus here and there

 

[Sarcasmo]

Let the gayness shoot from your anus.

 

[Duke]

I've heard it's fairly common for people to unintentionally fart during yoga. that might call for the word anus here and there

I've done a lot of farting in my day. I cannot recall a single moment when the word 'anus' followed it.

Maybe it's just me.

 

[JAXvillain]

when you have 1/2 a dozen people within 5ft of you and you keep farting during yoga, someone is bound to say "SHUT YOUR ANUS ALREADY. GOD DAMMIT!"
or something like that

 

[Duke]

when you have 1/2 a dozen people within 5ft of you and you keep farting during yoga, someone is bound to say "SHUT YOUR ANUS ALREADY. GOD DAMMIT!"
or something like that

 

[water]

Thread needs to be merged with the STD thread based on titles.

 

[APRIL]

I queef during yoga.

 

[Petunia]

someone farted in YOGA 2 days ago and i was giggling like a mofo.