My April Fools gift to UF

shawndavid

Are you wanting making fuck berserker?
I'm giving away somebody's jeans on Craigslist...

This was the original ad:

30 pairs of designer jeans, most in brand new condition.

True Religion, Guess, Diesel, etc.

32" waist, 32" inseam.

Call Zac @ 813-XXX-XXXX

Email from Zac

Title: Alright fag
Body: Who is this?

Then, the IMs start to roll in...

mattressfish (2:38:50 PM): This could only be you
mattressfish (2:39:02 PM): fuck face
djockeysd (2:39:18 PM): ???
mattressfish (2:39:48 PM): http://tampa.craigslist.org/zip/626556847.html
mattressfish (2:39:55 PM): dont play coy with me
djockeysd (2:40:15 PM): what will you wear if you sell your pants?
djockeysd (2:40:19 PM): hahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha
mattressfish (2:40:30 PM): i hate you
mattressfish (2:40:42 PM): ive gotten 2 calls so far
djockeysd (2:40:57 PM): lol lol lol
djockeysd (2:41:04 PM): just posted 5 mins ago
djockeysd (2:41:06 PM): hahahahahahahaa
mattressfish (2:41:09 PM): wonderful
djockeysd (2:41:13 PM): LOL
mattressfish (2:41:14 PM): youre such a dick
djockeysd (2:41:19 PM): ommfg
mattressfish (2:41:21 PM): hahahahahahahahahhaha
djockeysd (2:41:37 PM): jesus
djockeysd (2:41:42 PM): ive gottne 2 emails already
mattressfish (2:41:55 PM): one is from me
djockeysd (2:42:03 PM): aaah yes
mattressfish (2:42:05 PM): just got a text message too
djockeysd (2:42:09 PM): nice!
djockeysd (2:42:34 PM): i was going to do m4m but they have fines and shit
djockeysd (2:43:04 PM): your email is awesome
djockeysd (2:43:10 PM): who is this
mattressfish (2:43:35 PM): holy shit i hate you. bwahahahahahahha
djockeysd (2:43:42 PM): lol
djockeysd (2:43:50 PM): i had no idea it would start so soon
djockeysd (2:44:12 PM): this IM looks like a nice topic for UF
mattressfish (2:46:51 PM): okay, turn it off. 2 more calls
mattressfish (2:46:53 PM): fucker
 
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bwahahahhahahahahaha


I kept the secret :)

I really wanna do one of those M4M ones with my buddy Eric. He constantly leaves bumper stickers on the truck and bike that say "Im Coming Out" and "Follow my Rainbow"