I'm giving away somebody's jeans on Craigslist...
This was the original ad:
30 pairs of designer jeans, most in brand new condition.
True Religion, Guess, Diesel, etc.
32" waist, 32" inseam.
Call Zac @ 813-XXX-XXXX
Email from Zac
Title: Alright fag
Body: Who is this?
Then, the IMs start to roll in...
mattressfish (2:38:50 PM): This could only be you
mattressfish (2:39:02 PM): fuck face
djockeysd (2:39:18 PM): ???
mattressfish (2:39:48 PM): http://tampa.craigslist.org/zip/626556847.html
mattressfish (2:39:55 PM): dont play coy with me
djockeysd (2:40:15 PM): what will you wear if you sell your pants?
djockeysd (2:40:19 PM): hahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha
mattressfish (2:40:30 PM): i hate you
mattressfish (2:40:42 PM): ive gotten 2 calls so far
djockeysd (2:40:57 PM): lol lol lol
djockeysd (2:41:04 PM): just posted 5 mins ago
djockeysd (2:41:06 PM): hahahahahahahaa
mattressfish (2:41:09 PM): wonderful
djockeysd (2:41:13 PM): LOL
mattressfish (2:41:14 PM): youre such a dick
djockeysd (2:41:19 PM): ommfg
mattressfish (2:41:21 PM): hahahahahahahahahhaha
djockeysd (2:41:37 PM): jesus
djockeysd (2:41:42 PM): ive gottne 2 emails already
mattressfish (2:41:55 PM): one is from me
djockeysd (2:42:03 PM): aaah yes
mattressfish (2:42:05 PM): just got a text message too
djockeysd (2:42:09 PM): nice!
djockeysd (2:42:34 PM): i was going to do m4m but they have fines and shit
djockeysd (2:43:04 PM): your email is awesome
djockeysd (2:43:10 PM): who is this
mattressfish (2:43:35 PM): holy shit i hate you. bwahahahahahahha
djockeysd (2:43:42 PM): lol
djockeysd (2:43:50 PM): i had no idea it would start so soon
djockeysd (2:44:12 PM): this IM looks like a nice topic for UF
mattressfish (2:46:51 PM): okay, turn it off. 2 more calls
mattressfish (2:46:53 PM): fucker
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