My Anniversary Gift Was Awesome++

[thrawn]

I'm hotter than Kiwi.

[IG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/PhatDaddyDamon/Sarcasmo%20crap/me.jpg[/IMG]

 

[Sarcasmo]

APPARENTLY MALE BABY HAS CAMEL TOE

 

[plot]

who said it's male?

 

[Sarcasmo]

I said apparently you daft git.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

i need to pick a place and just buy stock in it

 

[thrawn]

i need to pick a place and just buy stock in it

I was an auditor for Omni while in college. Don't buy stock in them. They actually employed me and I anally raped them.

 

[simple]

A Kiwi swimsuit calendar for 2009 (for my desk at home, I don't want the creepy douchebags at my office seeing it).

My wife is so hot it's stupid.

Carry on.

I thought about him again the other day. A lot of it had to do with driving past that gorgeous Mormon temple, seated high above the clouds, almost as though it’s leading me to my destination near the nation’s capital. Its large and erect four gold spires remind me of feelings I had during childhood years spent admiring the older boys soccer team, and how developed and strong their legs were from countless hours spend running laps around the soccer field. You see, Knyte, I want to run my fingers through your platinum blonde hair underneath the shadow cast by angel Moroni until you fall asleep in the comfort of my lap.

Watching you with my eyes, loving you with my heart, embracing you with my soul. Every breath draws me closer in spirit, deeper in love. And so... I watch you as you sleep, your peaceful sleep.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Angel Moroni


bwahahahaha

 

[JAXvillain]

You can't maintain a proper MP3 ponderance expression if your mouth is uncovered. It just doesn't work.

plus the vast herp sores are a bit off putting

 

[Sarcasmo]

And the hole from where the rollercoaster clipped me. I have to remember to shut that thing off if I'm going to go for a glass of milk at 3 a.m.

 

[JAXvillain]

And the hole from where the rollercoaster clipped me. I have to remember to shut that thing off if I'm going to go for a glass of milk at 3 a.m.

you must've had earplugs in too

 

[water]

I thought about him again the other day. A lot of it had to do with driving past that gorgeous Mormon temple, seated high above the clouds, almost as though it’s leading me to my destination near the nation’s capital. Its large and erect four gold spires remind me of feelings I had during childhood years spent admiring the older boys soccer team, and how developed and strong their legs were from countless hours spend running laps around the soccer field. You see, Knyte, I want to run my fingers through your platinum blonde hair underneath the shadow cast by angel Moroni until you fall asleep in the comfort of my lap.

Watching you with my eyes, loving you with my heart, embracing you with my soul. Every breath draws me closer in spirit, deeper in love. And so... I watch you as you sleep, your peaceful sleep.

 

[Sp`ange]

Please post September. K, thx.

 

[APRIL]

Can I seez July? It's my burf month.

 

[Duke]

Wait, you too?

30th here.

PS Be a Leo. Even if you have to lie about it.

 

[APRIL]

Wait, you too?

30th here.

PS Be a Leo. Even if you have to lie about it.

I am a leo.

23rd

 

[Duke]

Oh hell.

Thats my ex's B Day..

god damnit.

 

[APRIL]

Oh hell.

Thats my ex's B Day..

god damnit.

I almost had ya!

 

[Duke]

I almost had ya!

Does this mean you were lying.

Because if you were, in a weird world, I can respect you again.

 

[APRIL]

Does this mean you were lying.

Because if you were, in a weird world, I can respect you again.

Well no... thought I had you again...