Friend stationed in Guam liked buttsex. Chamorron girl he dated liked getting buttsexed. Chamorrons like eating spicy food. Friend got a pepper seed lodged in his urethra. Friend thought girl gave him gonasyphaherpalitis. Accused girl of this as well as told everyone. Girl broke up with him after telling her friends.
With help from Medical, friend ended up passing the seed. Friend tried to get back into dating scene.
Friend realized that on a small island, he had told half the people he might've had an STD. His ex told the other half.
Friend didn't have sex for a while.
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