I made my hair extra fluffy.
her carpet matches the drapes
I heard she hired several topiary artists to keep it nicely landscaped.
Damnit, I just want the Starbucks card. I drew mine with the touchpad on the laptop. It was hard. Does that get me any extra credit?
I also heard she donated to locks of love, but they told her no-one wanted the "Arnold Jackson" any more.