Hi all! I've been away, so I figured I'd update you on my exciting life. Before I begin though...Mr Drool, can you remind me when we're skinning that small asian boy locked in your closet? Somehow it disappeared from my Outlook
Christmas was fucking stupid, spent it with the hamster wheel I pretend is my father. My favorite gifts would have to be the right pinky finger from HifiGirly’s dead family lawyer friend, and the Burger King coupons.
I spent last week with April23. We spent some time with my family and friends, and also did some other stuff like shopping, watched movies (Phantom of the Opera was kickass). Okay, just kidding about that, April23 wouldn’t give me the time of day if her goat depended on it, but I did get to punch mike27 in his cunt – that little pecker eats some good asshole.
Today I was getting in my car and got flagged down by the neighbor. Apparently farting in a bitches cunt after you bust in her doesn’t serve as a makeshift spermicide – fuck.
Pictures:
My adorable niece, attempting to read the Dr. Suess books I gave her. Note the proud father in the background with the video camera.
pic of my pops
Sub-thread for discussion:
Most expensive thing you purchased over the holidays (Christmas present or otherwise).
Mine would be a round-trip for me to Atlantic Canadia at the end of February. Time to kill Mr. Furlong, his girl and his girl's parents
Christmas was fucking stupid, spent it with the hamster wheel I pretend is my father. My favorite gifts would have to be the right pinky finger from HifiGirly’s dead family lawyer friend, and the Burger King coupons.
I spent last week with April23. We spent some time with my family and friends, and also did some other stuff like shopping, watched movies (Phantom of the Opera was kickass). Okay, just kidding about that, April23 wouldn’t give me the time of day if her goat depended on it, but I did get to punch mike27 in his cunt – that little pecker eats some good asshole.
Today I was getting in my car and got flagged down by the neighbor. Apparently farting in a bitches cunt after you bust in her doesn’t serve as a makeshift spermicide – fuck.
Pictures:
My adorable niece, attempting to read the Dr. Suess books I gave her. Note the proud father in the background with the video camera.
pic of my pops
Sub-thread for discussion:
Most expensive thing you purchased over the holidays (Christmas present or otherwise).
Mine would be a round-trip for me to Atlantic Canadia at the end of February. Time to kill Mr. Furlong, his girl and his girl's parents
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