movin' on up

[JAXvillain]

I'm moving from the 13th floor of the north tower in my building to the 14th (top floor) sometime this week. This is the highest level exec floor in the entire company...where Ted Turner used to reside and those that have followed him in charge. My coworker that supports that floor is leaving for about 4 months of maternity leave so now I get to run IT for her floor AND mine with zero pay increase! I also have to start coming in earlier! Sweet deal, huh?

Stay tuned for a pic of me brandishing two Oscar awards. There's about 50 of them going down the main hallway of the floor.

 

[APRIL]

How does it feel to be man handled without extra pay?

 

[my little brony]

oh in the first sentence I thought you meant you were moving to a condo above yours and was about to ask why

congrats!

 

[JAXvillain]

How does it feel to be man handled without extra pay?

got any protips for me?

 

[Desslock]

Fart in her chair.

 

[water]

got any protips for me?

Say no.

 

[JAXvillain]

Fart in her chair.

my office is way better...this kinda sucks that I have to live up there

 

[APRIL]

got any protips for me?

No.

 

[JAXvillain]

No.

I was expecting a witty come back...what gives?

 

[APRIL]

I was expecting a witty come back...what gives?

Protip: You should ask your mother.

 

[Sarcasmo]

So wait, CNN has condos in their building?

 

[ERage]

Crap, so how are you going to have time to watch movies all day now?

 

[JAXvillain]

Protip: You should ask your mother.

eh, fair at best

So wait, CNN has condos in their building?

?

there's a hotel in the building and ted used to live in a little condo on the roof

Crap, so how are you going to have time to watch movies all day now?

I know, right?

 

[Sarcasmo]

So wait, you're moving in with Ted Turner?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

You'll need to add 30ft to your escape ladder now.

 

[APRIL]

Okay well thats cool. Where are the hot bitches?

 

[fly]

Okay well thats cool. Where are the hot bitches?

theac's floor. Recognize.

 

[JAXvillain]

theac's floor. Recognize.

there's a few on my floor and only one that I'm aware of on his

 

[APRIL]

there's a few on my floor and only one that I'm aware of on his

So he is slowly killing them off and cooking them in his grill for over eight hours and basting them...

...wait.

 

[JAXvillain]

So he is slowly killing them off and cooking them in his grill for over eight hours and basting them...

...wait.

how did that taste anyway?