WTF Mother Nature's Fleshlight

Maureen

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so tommy lee says that SeaWorld staff masturbate some killer whale with a COWs VAGINA filled with hot water in order to collect its spermz to impregnate other whales.
PETA and Tommy Lee are mad and he sent seaworld this letter.




 

kiwi

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Has anybody ever stopped to think the problem with the whale killing people is he's sexually frustrated? Maybe they need to be jacking him off more and he'd be alright.
 

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He's a fucking Killer Whale. His name out right tells you that given the chance he wants to eat you so stop trying to impress people by sticking your body parts in his mouth. If a tasty hot wing was playing around my mouth i'd bite it too.