Deeeeeeeeadd fdsjifgdjklskjfkldsI had a black person serve me lunch today, so you know I'm not racist.
Answer my PM, dork!Unfortunately your little brothers only role model has an IQ of 80, a gypsy girlfriend, a delight for torturing small pets, and love of drawing crude pictures of ponies and flowers.
And I LOVE drawing pictures of ponies and flowers, so WHAT?
And I mean, we're only half black. Imagine if we were full black. We'd be getting the worst treatment ever.
Yeah really! But he actually was speaking of one of my older brothers, who has a girlfriend who's a gypsy and spends his money and her days looking at shiny things and giving birth.Well, the IQ of 80 explains the logic behind the move to hawaii
LAWL fuck that guy! Perming his hair and shit trying to look white. Puh-lease.But you would stand a good chance of meeting Al Sharpton then!
SOOOOO....
Apparently I don't live in the ghetto, the ghetto LIVES IN MY HOUSE!
The suspect has been found - he was 6'1, tall, lanky, and RELATED TO ME. MY OWN LITTLE BROTHER. Motherfucker got bored one day and decided to hijack my car and drive it to his high school to show off to his friends. He made a left turn into on-coming traffic, hit a guy's driver side, the guy got totally injured, got out of the car and RAN OFF like a GENIUS. Leaving the car in the middle of the street in broad daylight. LIKE THEY WOULDN'T TRACE THE CAR BACK TO OUR HOUSE.
He told me "Bree, I'm SO SORRY, I'm SORRY, Please don't let them take me to jail *cries*" I said "RYAN, YOU STOLE MY CAR, AND COMMITTED A FELONY HIT-AND-RUN. That's like robbing a bank and expecting not to go to jail when you turn yourself in."
So this fatheaded child has me really mad at him. My car is destroyed. Somebody is hurt. And now I have to press charges against my little brother. GENIUS.
Unfortunately your little brothers only role model has an IQ of 80, a gypsy girlfriend, a delight for torturing small pets, and love of drawing crude pictures of ponies and flowers.