WTF Most useful tool that you own

[fly]

Vise grips.

Use those to keep the sores closed?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Amongst other things, yes.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Another useful too, as I discovered the last time I found myself in a church, is a whisky flask.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Another useful too, as I discovered the last time I found myself in a church, is a whisky flask.

They make bra-flasks. Next time my ladybutt (who has little perkies) and I go on a cruise, she is gonna have DDs.

 

[fly]

They make bra-flasks. Next time my ladybutt (who has little perkies) and I go on a cruise, she is gonna have DDs.

Just walk in with a water bottle. Bauce

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Just walk in with a water bottle. Bauce

"A" water bottle is the problem. One lasts no time unless it is a gallon type, and that is suspicious.

 

[APRIL]

"A" water bottle is the problem. One lasts no time unless it is a gallon type, and that is suspicious.

You are obviously not pro at this.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

You are obviously not pro at this.

Au contraire. Last cruise we took, we only paid for sodas for mixers. It is just a PITA to superglue so many anti-tamper caps back together and make em look like they have not had the seltzer water poured out and replaced with vodka or Bacardi

 

[plot]

Pocket knife is my most traditional useful tool, and it's always on me. Vehicle and cell phone probably outrank it though...

In an end of the world scenario though my pocket knife would be the king.

 

[plot]

or the coyotes are too loud and so i use my white noise maker to drown out the cries..

What white noise maker do you use?

 

[Dharma1521]

I'm going with Evernote. That shit has my entire life in it.

 

[fly]

Au contraire. Last cruise we took, we only paid for sodas for mixers. It is just a PITA to superglue so many anti-tamper caps back together and make em look like they have not had the seltzer water poured out and replaced with vodka or Bacardi

I've taken open water bottles back on without issue.

 

[CletusJones]

Au contraire. Last cruise we took, we only paid for sodas for mixers. It is just a PITA to superglue so many anti-tamper caps back together and make em look like they have not had the seltzer water poured out and replaced with vodka or Bacardi

Arent cruises are all inclusive? Why would you need to sneak booze onboard?

 

[APRIL]

Arent cruises are all inclusive? Why would you need to sneak booze onboard?

Not for alcohol usually.

 

[fly]

Arent cruises are all inclusive? Why would you need to sneak booze onboard?

Unlimited alcohol is extra.

 

[CletusJones]

How much extra? Seems worth it IMHO

 

[my little brony]

yeah whatever the amount is I'm pretty sure I can drink that much in booze assuming it's not limited to well


that's how I treat casinos. as long as I'm drinking enough in free drinks to make up for how much money I've lost, I'm breaking even

 

[CletusJones]

^ good way to think of it


Edit: $5 on black? Nay! Another scotch please!

 

[water]

Phone/Glock

 

[Applesauce]

I mean, what else is there to say?

Brain
Computer
Car