Most likely to be found tied up in the trunk of someones car

[Floptical]

I bet it's Sarcasmo's banana car.

 

[theacoustician]

I bet it's Sarcasmo's banana car.

wat

 

[tre]

waw seems like he'd be a good kidnap victim. Im sure someone would pay ransom. Hell, there's probably a bar that would pay it to get his business back.

 

[Floptical]

waw seems like he'd be a good kidnap victim. Im sure someone would pay ransom. Hell, there's probably a bar that would pay it to get his business back.

That's why he got my vote.

 

[Sarcasmo]

"I called that uncle of yours. Warren Buffet? He said you're a douchebag and that he'd only pay $14. And that's just to shut your mom up."

 

[JAXvillain]

"I called that uncle of yours. Warren Buffet? He said you're a douchebag and that he'd only pay $14. And that's just to shut your mom up."

doesn't your dad own shell or bp or something? pipe down

 

[Sarcasmo]

 

[Syrup Beaver]

lol @ rich boys having their drivers toss expensive mud at each other

 

[JAXvillain]

lol @ rich boys having their drivers toss expensive mud at each other

the stuff my driver threw at sarcasmo is the couple $1000 a bucket stuff that the MLB uses to break in new baseballs

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Your driver threw it directly at Sarcasmo? Holy crap.

Some eyebrows might get raised at the club.

 

[JAXvillain]

Your driver threw it directly at Sarcasmo? Holy crap.

Some eyebrows might get raised at the club.

he's nouveau riche so it's forgivable

 

[Syrup Beaver]

he's nouveau riche so it's forgivable

Right, right. His locker # is 3 digits, I forgot.

 

[Jonny_B]

jesus fuck, i know you're being facetious but the very thought of that level of snottiness enrages me, and i hang out at a fucking yacht club.

 

[JAXvillain]

 

[Syrup Beaver]

jesus fuck, i know you're being facetious but the very thought of that level of snottiness enrages me, and i hang out at a fucking yacht club.

Oh, it exists

 

[Jonny_B]

my skipper's number is 162, but there are 300 members (i think).

what mostly concerns me is that we're number one on the water, and we usually win the party too.

 

[BeerAd]

I voted to myself hoping Dharma would take it seriously.

 

[Dharma1521]

I voted to myself hoping Dharma would take it seriously.

I always knew that you would end up in my trunk.

 

[Duke]

I'm hoping that you have not been searching the web for information on Chloroform, Dharma.

 

[Dharma1521]

I'm hoping that you have not been searching the web for information on Chloroform, Dharma.

I don't have to search.