most hilarious thread, ever

[Sarcasmo]

I'm a man on a mission with a vision to recondition your current vital condition.

 

[JJ Lady]

What are you saying JJ? Is this why you've ignored all my e-mails? And sent back all the teddy bears I stitched out of my own hair and gave to you? You think I'm a FREAK?! You know I love you. WHY YOU GOTTA MAKE ME HURT YOU, BABY!?!?!

I'm sorry...I get so much mail from my stalkers I didn't realize it was you...I'll pull the hairy teddy bears out of the trash

 

[Millions]

I'm sorry...I get so much mail from my stalkers I didn't realize it was you...I'll pull the hairy teddy bears out of the trash

That's all I ask. You're a dear!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

the fuck is a poltroon?

 

[thrawn]

Just how does one become a "professional" homosexual as apposed to an ordinary fag or amateur queer?







this thread is great

 

[fly]

Just how does one become a "professional" homosexual as apposed to an ordinary fag or amateur queer?







this thread is great

mathmagicians r fgts

 

[Sp`ange]

the fuck is a poltroon?

pol·troon (pŏl-trūn') pronunciation
n.

A base coward: “Every moment of the fashion industry's misery is richly deserved by the designers . . . and magazine poltroons who perpetuate this absurd creation” (Nina Totenberg).

[French poltron, from Old Italian poltrone, coward, idler, perhaps augmentative of poltro, unbroken colt (from Vulgar Latin *pulliter, from Latin pullus, young animal) or from poltro, bed, lazy.]
pol·troon'er·y n.