Mormons Invade!

fly said:
just so you know, april23 and I live together. But the scientology requires that we not make noise during sex.
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CRAB PEOPLE, CRAB PEOPLE
TALK LIKE PEOPLE
LOOK LIKE CRABS
CRAB PEOPLE, CRAB PEOPLE...
 
fly said:
just so you know, april23 and I live together. But the scientology requires that we not make noise during sex.
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soooooooooooooooooo...you're saying you're definitely not scientologists. :p
 
djduquet said:
Oh for the love of christ, he's a gun crazy freak. How the bloody hell was I supposed to know? Remember, I'm not part of this little circle jerk yet. I know nothing about any of you. So go lick jelly out of my ass. :drool:
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Most of the people I know own at least one gun (even Knyte's dad who hates hand guns and doesn't really like guns, has a shotgun). We are simply a gun loving, god fearing society, what can I say. :fly:

Edit: Knyte and I are married.

Edit again: Yes I'm Mormon too.
 
fly said:
just so you know, april23 and I live together. But the scientology requires that we not make noise during sex.
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Wait one moment, you guys live together??? how come i never see her when you have me over for our saturday night "dress up" sessions? Dont you dare tell me she's video taping!!
 
kiwi said:
And with three of us to eat all the member's of this forum, it should go rather quickly. :drool:
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Especially if we can convince Scotty (my buddy from Utah, not theac) to come back, post, and then assist in the eating.
 
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BeeRad said:
It would take 10 of you 5 days to eat just me alone :fly:
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Mormonism is like bird-flu here. I take it the Mormon jokes are out then?
 
CletusJones said:
Mormon jokes are all the rage, silly goose.
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Good, because one of my qualities, other than being a male chauvinist pig, is bashing other religions. Leave no one out, that's my motto. I used to not have a motto. Now I have this one.
 
djduquet said:
Good, because one of my qualities, other than being a male chauvinist pig, is bashing other religions. Leave no one out, that's my motto. I used to not have a motto. Now I have this one.
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I think you can come up with a better motto than that. A good motto is supposed to be offensive.
 
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