Syrup Beaver
pants log
Ahh, always the outermost fork first. At least that's whay I learned at Mathilda's School of Manners and Bait Shop.
Mmmmmmmmm margaritas~!!!
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I have a strong set of will powers. I bought them at Target. They are top notch.
pretty sure that was 7 minutes and it was because you couldn't see from lime juice in the eye...that does not qualify as the south beach diet
Syrup Beaver
pants log
InnerMuse
Flaccid Member
I've been drinking some Baja Rosa, a cream liquor. It's not too bad. It says "Tequila & strawberry" on the label.
Oooh, that stuff is ambrosia! I usually guzzle it -forgetting the alcohol content by the consumption of my third glass.
InnerMuse
Flaccid Member
The great thing about this post...
Margaritaville just came on the radio... I also blew out two pairs of flip-flops on Monday and Tuesday. How odd is that?
Margaritaville just came on the radio... I also blew out two pairs of flip-flops on Monday and Tuesday. How odd is that?
Wanna bet on it?
I dont drink that much anymore man. I went out for the 4th, which was Wednesday, I stayed in Thursday and didnt move from my bed. Friday I watched Season 2 of Rescue Me, Saturday I watched Season 3 of Rescue me and Sunday I watched the first 3 episodes of Season 4 and played video games. Monday I went and spent time with my parents... shit, I bought my dad a 6 pack and had 1 with him, nevermind
Wanna bet on it?
I dont drink that much anymore man. I went out for the 4th, which was Wednesday, I stayed in Thursday and didnt move from my bed. Friday I watched Season 2 of Rescue Me, Saturday I watched Season 3 of Rescue me and Sunday I watched the first 3 episodes of Season 4 and played video games. Monday I went and spent time with my parents... shit, I bought my dad a 6 pack and had 1 with him, nevermind
pwnt.
Now save your beer money for a vid card so you can play 2142...
InnerMuse
Flaccid Member
Buying it for your asshole counts as buying it for you, man.
Picture BeeRad with one of those wire things for beer chicken and I give you the ultimate way to get drunk quick...
...awe, you know I luv ya, Bee
Buying it for your asshole counts as buying it for you, man.
Picture BeeRad with one of those wire things for beer chicken and I give you the ultimate way to get drunk quick...
...awe, you know I luv ya, Bee
You are starting to sound like me, I understand nothing in this post
InnerMuse
Flaccid Member
You are starting to sound like me, I understand nothing in this post
Perhaps you should cut weed out of your diet, too, hun.
yeah, like I can cut drinking and smoking bud out at the same time, what are you crazy??? lol
