Ontopic Mission to Uranus

[APRIL]

I know you are but what am I?
I know you are but what am I?
I know you are but what am I?
I know you are but what am I?
I know you are but what am I?
I know you are but what am I?
I know you are but what am I?
I know you are but what am I?
I know you are but what am I?
I know you are but what am I?
I know you are but what am I?
I know you are but what am I?
I know you are but what am I?
I know you are but what am I?
I know you are but what am I?
I know you are but what am I?

ARE WE THERE YET?
ARE WE THERE YET?
ARE WE THERE YET?
ARE WE THERE YET?
ARE WE THERE YET?
ARE WE THERE YET?
ARE WE THERE YET?
ARE WE THERE YET?
ARE WE THERE YET?
ARE WE THERE YET?
ARE WE THERE YET?
ARE WE THERE YET?
ARE WE THERE YET?
ARE WE THERE YET?
ARE WE THERE YET?
ARE WE THERE YET?
ARE WE THERE YET?
ARE WE THERE YET?

 

[Ledboots]

What was the original question?

 

[fly]

What was the original question?

How would Christians rationalize us finding life on another planet, since there is (obviously) no mention of it in the Bible?

 

[Ledboots]

Oh I don't know much about the Bible

 

[helenabear]

How would Christians rationalize us finding life on another planet, since there is (obviously) no mention of it in the Bible?

Why answer when we know anything we say won't matter to you guys.

 

[Coqui]

How would Christians rationalize us finding life on another planet, since there is (obviously) no mention of it in the Bible?

Life on another planet doesn't exist. There's no proof that life on another planet exists.

 

[my little brony]

if god exists, he's definitely an alien.

what does god need with a starship?

 

[my little brony]

ARE WE THERE YET?
ARE WE THERE YET?
ARE WE THERE YET?
ARE WE THERE YET?
ARE WE THERE YET?
ARE WE THERE YET?
ARE WE THERE YET?
ARE WE THERE YET?
ARE WE THERE YET?
ARE WE THERE YET?
ARE WE THERE YET?
ARE WE THERE YET?
ARE WE THERE YET?
ARE WE THERE YET?
ARE WE THERE YET?
ARE WE THERE YET?
ARE WE THERE YET?
ARE WE THERE YET?

AM I BEING DETAINED OR AM I FREE TO GO

 

[my little brony]

How would Christians rationalize us finding life on another planet, since there is (obviously) no mention of it in the Bible?

that's not a good question. a good question for christians would be "if there is intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, do you think their understanding of god would be the same as yours?"

only biblical literalists are going to be quite that pedantic and assume that anything NOT mentioned in the bible is just impossible. the bible didn't mention socks or smartphones or badgers but one day there they are

 

[Domon]

only heathens believe in badgers

 

[Domon]

also, you just pretty much described the mennonites.

 

[Amstel]

America isn't in the Bible



Someone should add some chapters.
They could possibly even mention Tampa.

 

[Ledboots]

America isn't in the Bible



Someone should add some chapters.
They could possibly even mention Tampa.

The Mormons have an American guy in there, though.

They have no badgers, to my limited knowledge of mormons.

 

[DJBrenton]

America isn't in the Bible



Someone should add some chapters.
They could possibly even mention Tampa.

I think you'll find it was described as Sodom and Gomorrah. or Sodomy and Gonorrhoea if you include Tampa.

 

[plot]

Doesnt mention dinosaurs either does it?

earth is only 5000 years old, dinosaurs were made up by atheists, there's no actual proof of them just fragments people made up.


that's an actual argument i got from a christian in high school.

now that i think about it, same guy now lives in DC working for a senator or something.

 

[DJBrenton]

Well I remember dinosaurs. I wish I'd kept a few to prove they existed but I didn't realise they'd all die on me one day.

 

[Duke]

Well I remember dinosaurs. I wish I'd kept a few to prove they existed but I didn't realise they'd all die on me one day.

The only thing that stops a bad guy with an asteroid is a good guy with an asteroid.

 

[DJBrenton]

Is that what they told you? The truth is that I sneezed one day and within 15 minutes they were all dead.

 

[Coqui]

Is that what they told you? The truth is that I sneezed one day and within 15 minutes they were all dead.

Probably because you ripped a fart at the same time when you sneezed.

 

[fly]

Why answer when we know anything we say won't matter to you guys.

I'm not trying to change you, or you to change me. It doesn't mean that I don't find religion, and the people who believe it, interesting.