NSFW mike's sperm thread

[Petunia]

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I have lost the remote to my apple TV thingy! !!!
I have searched high and low! That thing is so tiny!

 

[Jehannum]

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I have lost the remote to my apple TV thingy! !!!
I have searched high and low! That thing is so tiny!

Did you check your cooter?

 

[Dharma1521]

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I have lost the remote to my apple TV thingy! !!!
I have searched high and low! That thing is so tiny!

I lose mine ALL THE TIME. Damn silver bastard.

 

[fly]

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I have lost the remote to my apple TV thingy! !!!
I have searched high and low! That thing is so tiny!

use your phone

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.splashythings.macremote&hl=en

 

[Josh]

Was at a friend's wedding a couple of days ago. He had a professional cigar roller there. It was a big hit. No pun intended.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

Was at a friend's wedding a couple of days ago. He had a professional cigar roller there. It was a big hit. No pun intended.

When you were at the Viking, did you happen to see a kind of round African American tending bar there? If so, that was ralphie, one of my best friends.

 

[JAXvillain]

We are horribly addicted to habanero Rotel. We just banked some habanero Rotel cheese dip. We buy like 10 cans at a time because it's great in so many things.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

We are horribly addicted to habanero Rotel. We just banked some habanero Rotel cheese dip. We buy like 10 cans at a time because it's great in so many things.

barf

edit: WHERE DID THE BARF SMILEY GO

 

[Josh]

When you were at the Viking, did you happen to see a kind of round African American tending bar there? If so, that was ralphie, one of my best friends.

No. Two women were tending bar all night as I recall.

 

[Petunia]

I lose mine ALL THE TIME. Damn silver bastard.

omffffg i cant take this!! like where the fuck could it beeeeeeee???? i have searched everywhere. I'm starting to think someone stole it.

 

[Petunia]

use your phone

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.splashythings.macremote&hl=en

hmmm how... ok never mind i see the link ill check it out



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bad bad reviews

 

[JAXvillain]

barf

edit: WHERE DID THE BARF SMILEY GO

Which is it... don't like habanero, tomatoes, or cheese? Disliking any of them seems odd.

 

[fly]

hmmm how... ok never mind i see the link ill check it out



edit..

bad bad reviews

wtf? 4 stars and over 2,000 reviews. That's pretty damn good actually.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

Which is it... don't like habanero, tomatoes, or cheese? Disliking any of them seems odd.

The Rotel factor. And the Rotel plus cheese factor.

 

[fly]

We are horribly addicted to habanero Rotel. We just banked some habanero Rotel cheese dip. We buy like 10 cans at a time because it's great in so many things.

That shit is fucking crack. I think we're like buying cases of them at Costco.

 

[JAXvillain]

That shit is fucking crack. I think we're like buying cases of them at Costco.

Try some in cheese grits.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

wtf? 4 stars and over 2,000 reviews. That's pretty damn good actually.

All the bad reviews seem to be for phones with no IR capabilities

 

[Petunia]

wtf? 4 stars and over 2,000 reviews. That's pretty damn good actually.

it says 3 stars on mine

 

[JAXvillain]

Everything about this is hysterical from the shoes to the price. http://www.barneyswarehouse.com/ric...rand&pagetype=brand&prefv1=Rick+Owens&start=5

 

[fly]

it says 3 stars on mine

How about this one?

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ir.remote.control.appletv&hl=en

Or just search for Apple TV remote in the Play store.