Microsoft: Workers Waste 2 Days Out Of 5

lemon_fresh

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April23 said:
I want to work. :(
Theres a market for, ahem, "full bodied" escorts. Run an ad in your local alternative or better yet use craigslist. I'm sure you could find some man willing to forklift you around town to get to your dates.
 

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turd_fresh said:
Theres a market for, ahem, "full bodied" escorts. Run an ad in your local alternative or better yet use craigslist. I'm sure you could find some man willing to forklift you around town to get to your dates.
I can only do in house dates because of my weight. They come here and I work my big girl magic on them.

BigDov said:
I think if I were to be really honest with myself, I waste more along the lines of 3.5 days per week. EASILY.
Where I last worked, I honestly felt bad for slacking off. I didn't know it was this widely accepted on the DL. ... oh... I live in America, thats right.:fly:
 

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April23 said:
Where I last worked, I honestly felt bad for slacking off. I didn't know it was this widely accepted on the DL. ... oh... I live in America, thats right.:fly:

I've started to feel bad every now and then..... but when I look at the sheer amount of 12+ hour days I work when it's busy around here, I figure it all evens out in the long run.
 

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Sounds quite nomal to me.

Monday. Takeing care of all the accumulated email from friday after you left and the weekend, and closeing out outstanding stuff. by the time this is finished the day is just about over.

Friday. face it you are thinking of a way to get out early and not be pissed when you leave thus you take it easy all day if possible.
 
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BigDov said:
I think if I were to be really honest with myself, I waste more along the lines of 3.5 days per week. EASILY.
QFT!!!!

Lonely? Got nothing to do? Call a meeting!

I know for a damn fact that we have people around here that do nothing but hold or go to meetings all day every day. I could go on, but then Dov and I would get too riled up and start kicking the shit out of Harry.... :fly:
 
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Huh. Interesting.

I tell you what would keep ME from procrastinating. Get some girl to stand over my shoulder and WATCH me work...and after I clock 3 hours of work and she verifies it...then she gives me a blowjob.

Yep. Microsoft isn't the answer...corporate blowjobs are.
 

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JJ Lady said:
I bust my ass all day long for usually 12 hours a day. Sucks! Especially when I see people sitting there staring at the ceiling.
There are 65,536 dots in the ceiling tile above my desk.

props to the person who gets the significance of that number
 

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JJ Lady said:
I bust my ass all day long for usually 12 hours a day. Sucks! Especially when I see people sitting there staring at the ceiling.

What I hate is people who say that you dont have a reason to be tired if you are sitting in a chair all day. They cannot understand that thinking all day or talking all can also be stressful and can make you very tired.