Michael Jackson and boys with hotdogs. THE VERDICT IS TODAY

[zengirl]

It's all good until you try and run for office.

Who knows... it could boost my popular opinion.

 

[JAXvillain]

Who knows... it could boost my popular opinion.

I'd vote for you if the news was running smutty pics from your younger days

 

[APRIL]

Holy crap, every thread on UF gets derailed.

 

[zengirl]

I'd vote for you if the news was running smutty pics from your younger days

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the age of porn. If Arnold can get into the governor's mansion, why can't a porn star hold a political office?

 

[Desslock]

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the age of porn. If Arnold can get into the governor's mansion, why can't a porn star hold a political office?

I can see the debate now.
Opponent: America do you really want someone who sucked cock in office?
Porn star: I may have sucked cock then but you suck cock now.

 

[zengirl]

I can see the debate now.
Opponent: America do you really want someone who sucked cock in office?
Porn star: I may have sucked cock then but you suck cock now.

Why are people so uptight about sexuality? Every single person on this earth is the product of someone's orgasm.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Why are people so uptight about sexuality? Every single person on this earth is the product of someone's orgasm.

EVERY SPERM IS SAAAACRED
EVER SPERM IS GREAAAAAT

 

[zengirl]

EVERY SPERM IS SAAAACRED
EVER SPERM IS GREAAAAAT

So then the conservatives are devout swallowers?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

So then the conservatives are devout swallowers?

Well it's been proven in court that democrats are spitters.......

 

[zengirl]

Well it's been proven in court that democrats are spitters.......

you just made me giggle.

Now I'm sitting here looking at the 60+ year old Jewish women I work with, and I'm wondering to myself if they're spitters or if they're swallowers.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Why are people so uptight about sexuality? Every single person on this earth is the product of someone's orgasm.

Did you make that up? That's a good one.

 

[zengirl]

Did you make that up? That's a good one.

It's the truth, even test tube babies needed the sperm of a man who came in a cup

 

[kiwi]

you just made me giggle.

Now I'm sitting here looking at the 60+ year old Jewish women I work with, and I'm wondering to myself if they're spitters or if they're swallowers.

That's a visual I don't need .

 

[Syrup Beaver]

It's the truth, even test tube babies needed the sperm of a man who came in a cup

Actually, sperm can be removed directly from the testicle - no orgasm required.

 

[kiwi]

Actually, sperm can be removed directly from the testicle - no orgasm required.

But what's the fun in that?

 

[zengirl]

That's a visual I don't need .

Imagine how I feel... what's worse is we had chinese delivered today, and they're eating eggrolls.

 

[kiwi]

Imagine how I feel... what's worse is we had chinese delivered today, and they're eating eggrolls.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Imagine how I feel... what's worse is we had chinese delivered today, and they're eating eggrolls.

As long as they don't dip 'em in mustard and you see it drip....

 

[zengirl]

As long as they don't dip 'em in mustard and you see it drip....

No, but the nasty doctor did... and it ran all down his chin.

I'm feeling sick

 

[Sarcasmo]

No, but the nasty doctor did... and it ran all down his chin.

I'm feeling sick

Hopefully he licked it off in slow motion, with his head tilted back and his eyes closed.