GAY Merry Christmas you Useless Retards

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Hoof
Presents have been opened ( early , thanks to my organic alarm clock)
Coffee is being consumed
And soon, we will make the trek to the grandparent for more nonsense
I look forward to consuming mass qtys of alcohol this evening
May your christmas be as retarded as mine

 

[nukes]

Hoof
Presents have been opened ( early , thanks to my organic alarm clock)
Coffee is being consumed
And soon, we will make the trek to the grandparent for more nonsense
I look forward to consuming mass qtys of alcohol this evening
May your christmas be as retarded as mine

Merry Christmas you Gaseous Planet.
Got 2 hours sleep cause I'm a vicous animal and it's all I need. Kids got plenty of Star Wars toys for me to play with.
Life is good, I'm Ninja rich.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Bit late. Christmas was yesterday.

 

[Peppers]

Merry Christmas

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

I only work a 6 hour half-shift!

 

[DJBrenton]

Can I be the first this Christmas to wish you a miserable day and a horrendous New Year. Fuck you, the horse you rode in on and everyone you're related to.

 

[Jehannum]

And a Retarded Christmas to you too, @Mustard Dispenser

 

[nukes]

I only work a 6 hour half-shift!

Technically I only worked 5.5 hours today, the bulk of that long job was yesterday 12:30 to 00:00. 17 hours door to door. So midnight to 05:30 was somewhere in Virginia to here.
Fuck Virginia it's too damn big.

 

[nukes]

Oh and a special Jew Christmas fuck you to the Chesapeake Bridge and tunnel system. $13. For fucks sake.

 

[kiwi]

Baby was up every two hours and kids were up at one. Didn't let them wake us till 7 though. Presents are long since opened, church has been attended and now we're hanging out with family for Christmas dinner.

Merry Christmas everyone.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

Oh and a special Jew Christmas fuck you to the Chesapeake Bridge and tunnel system. $13. For fucks sake.

There was room in our manger for you to crash here for a bit

 

[adi]

Merry Christmas

 

[pacojas]

kiss her under the moose-l-toe. that's all i can say.

 

[\m/]

Merry Christmas

...Mohammed invented a special sexual technique called "thighing", which allowed him to fuck toddlers without having them die from their internal injuries. He used this technique on her until she turned 9, before switching to conventional sex.

And in case you're wondering, yes, this is the same sex technique that Ayatollah Khomeini claims to have used on babies.

EDIT: According to the Hadiths, A'Isha experienced so much sexual, emotional and physical violence between the ages of 6 and 9, that she actually went bald from the trauma. She never let her hatred for Mohammed show, however she did get back at him on a few occasions. The first was when she cheated on him with one of his soldiers. (Yes, Prophet Mohammed was a cuck) This is the reason why a woman's word is worth half of a man's in Sharia court. And the second was when she poisoned Mohammed to death.

 

[Josh]

 

[august]

 

[strawberry love]

Merry Christmas!

 

[peanut]

 

[MacG]

Merry Christmas

The fuck?

 

[MacG]

I don't celebrate Xmas but I drank myself senseless anyway.