Median Home Price in Detroit = $7,500

[JAXvillain]

I never thought I would live in downtown atlanta yet here I am

 

[dbzeag]

As-Is is also for forclosure homes, too, from what I know.

 

[Duke]

Yeah, lots of homes that have been forclosed and then subsequently stripped of all their wire, tubing, and accessories by thieves are solf as-is, unless the damage is so bad as to make the house unsellable

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Used to be with the HUD foreclosures, they'd put a lock on the door and you'd buy the house with all the contents included.....including the fridge

 

[Applesauce]

Yeah, lots of homes that have been forclosed and then subsequently stripped of all their wire, tubing, and accessories by thieves are solf as-is, unless the damage is so bad as to make the house unsellable

anything's sellable.

 

[Applesauce]

i am very, very happy with the fact you've manifested as one of the best new members in a long time

reward yourself with a smug grin at my failure to spot the diamond in the rough

lol

 

[Applesauce]

Yeah, that's how it usually works here.

I'm going to list my houses "as-is" though, because I'm tired of whiny buyers wanting stupid little stuff fixed that doesn't really need fixing.

you sure about that?

Depending on what the actual problems are, you could just list what they are, instead of brandishing your entire listing as a automatic shitbox. lol!

 

[Applesauce]

As-Is is also for forclosure homes, too, from what I know.

No, if it's pre-foreclosed or foreclosed, or bank owned, the listing will say pre-foreclosure, foreclosed, "REO", "bank owned," or "short sale."

Also, "Third Party Approval." (short sale)

"As is" refers only to agreements made, (or disclaimers), regarding the condition of the property.

 

[ZRH]

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

I'm going to sell everything and buy a few blocks in Detroit!

Anyone want to go in on a 12ft razor wire fence with me?

Then you could declare it The Free State of Michigan and set up a government

 

[ZRH]

No, if it's pre-foreclosed or foreclosed, or bank owned, the listing will say pre-foreclosure, foreclosed, "REO", "bank owned," or "short sale."

Also, "Third Party Approval." (short sale)

"As is" refers only to agreements made, (or disclaimers), regarding the condition of the property.

Some banks resell property to real estate companies as soon as the foreclosure goes through so they get some money without having to look for buyers. Then they resell them without ever looking at them. Least how it works lotta time around here.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

you sure about that?

Depending on what the actual problems are, you could just list what they are, instead of brandishing your entire listing as a automatic shitbox. lol!

But the thing is, I'm not aware of "problems" until some simpering fool complains about the littlest things.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Then you could declare it The Free State of Michigan and set up a government

It'll be a monarchy, it's plainly obvious that any form of representative government fails in a short time.

 

[fly]

No, if it's pre-foreclosed or foreclosed, or bank owned, the listing will say pre-foreclosure, foreclosed, "REO", "bank owned," or "short sale."

Also, "Third Party Approval." (short sale)

"As is" refers only to agreements made, (or disclaimers), regarding the condition of the property.

Jesus are you a fucking agent or something?

 

[APRIL]

Jesus are you a fucking agent or something?

She just does a lot of meth and makes things up.

 

[Onnotangu]

It'll be a monarchy, it's plainly obvious that any form of representative government fails in a short time.

and I shall simply challenge the king and defeat him in single combat. I have a +2 spork.

 

[Applesauce]

Jesus are you a fucking agent or something?

lmao. I used to be an appraiser.

 

[Applesauce]

But the thing is, I'm not aware of "problems" until some simpering fool complains about the littlest things.

lmao

 

[Applesauce]

She just does a lot of meth and makes things up.

*heroin

 

[Nyx]

Sounds like my price range.

 

[Applesauce]

heroin does?