Mayor McCheese

[JAXvillain]

My first tasks pending my election to office:

1. Bring Tony Almeda back to life

2. Raise wages and working conditions for little people

3. Bring animal shortening back to McD's freedom fries

4. Create a law which would mandate incarceration for anyone who says NOO cu lar

5. Make Mrs. McCheese rub my feet, hands and back nightly lest she be forced to live in a home without vacuum cleaners

6. Orchestrate a Twisted Metal style sporting event fought between death row inmates

oh man, I use to love twisted metal

 

[Sp`ange]

oh man, I use to love twisted metal

hell yeah. that game rocked. we'd have drunk tournies.

 

[simple]

TWISTER METAL FOR THE WIN

 

[simple]

My first tasks pending my election to office:

1. Bring Tony Almeda back to life

2. Raise wages and working conditions for little people

3. Bring animal shortening back to McD's freedom fries

4. Create a law which would mandate incarceration for anyone who says NOO cu lar

5. Make Mrs. McCheese rub my feet, hands and back nightly lest she be forced to live in a home without vacuum cleaners

6. Orchestrate a Twisted Metal style sporting event fought between death row inmates

I see nothing in there about Corn Dog scented douches for women

come on man, I thought you were a pro at this

 

[shawndavid]

I see nothing in there about Corn Dog scented douches for women

come on man, I thought you were a pro at this

OK, if that's what you want it shall be so.

Also, sandwiches in restaurants will now be served with a choice of tater tots, Funyuns or Bugles.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I see nothing in there about Corn Dog scented douches for women

come on man, I thought you were a pro at this

Yeah, and he needs to work on getting beer vending machines in the workplace too!

 

[JAXvillain]

I see nothing in there about Corn Dog scented douches for women

come on man, I thought you were a pro at this

lol, everything you say fucking kills me

 

[InnerMuse]

Yeah, and he needs to work on getting beer vending machines in the workplace too!

On that note, if you demand every "Irish Pub" to have Kelly's cider on tap, you'd have my vote!

 

[BeerAd]

On that note, if you demand every "Irish Pub" to have Kelly's cider on tap, you'd have my vote!

ya and hornsby

 

[thrawn]

so i was bottling beer friday and it dawned on me that this pic would make a terrific beer label. the next kettle i brew gets this slapped on the bottles.

 

[simple]

so i was bottling beer friday and it dawned on me that this pic would make a terrific beer label. the next kettle i brew gets this slapped on the bottles.

If you were able to do a 30 case of bottles with shawn's sexy ass on the box that would be outstanding.

And since it would be the first ever 30 of bottles we could have a line under the campaign picture that said "30 Bottles, Yeah, We Did That."

 

[simple]

so i was bottling beer friday and it dawned on me that this pic would make a terrific beer label. the next kettle i brew gets this slapped on the bottles.

and wtf you brew your own beer? that's awesome

that's like a car making its own gasoline.

 

[thrawn]

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/wam.jpg


last one my sister made

 

[simple]

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/wam.jpg


last one my sister made

edit: post pics of sister

 

[Thorn Bird]

that's awesome!!

 

[shawndavid]

I hope at least one will make it to Florida for display purposes.

 

[thrawn]

edit: post pics of sister

http://www.intarwebnet.com/mdb/Amers.jpg




yay for crappy scanned pics


my sister's the next nemesis

 

[thrawn]

I hope at least one will make it to Florida for display purposes.

but of course

 

[simple]

I hope at least one will make it to Florida for display purposes.

i just returned your call hommie

 

[b_sinning]

http://uselessforums.com/files/120505/wam.jpg


last one my sister made

Is that Kynte's truck?